Dear Twilight Sparkle,
How are you and your friends doing? Yes, he is indeed a tough opponent, but I know you'll do just fine. Well, you'll be okay... kinda. Maybe. I guess... perhaps... not too bad. Errr, kinda bad. Horrible-ish. Uhmmm. OKAY, FINE... you're probably going to die. Maybe you'd actually stand a chance if I could actually find the Elements of... LUNA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! THOSE ARE NOT TOYS!!! Ugh, I found them. I'll send them over immediately. Oh, hold on a second... what did you say, Luna? .... He offered you a bargain. Yes, mmhmm. Okay... WHAT? You sold them to him?! The ones that you have right here are fake? Argh! Looks like it's up to you six to find the elements of harmony that Discord has hidden!
Best of wishes,
Princess Celestia
LUNA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! THOSE ARE NOT TOYS!!! Ugh, I found them. I'll send them over immediately. Oh, hold on a second... what did you say, Luna? .... He offered you a bargain. Yes, mmhmm. Okay... WHAT? You sold them to him?! The ones that you have right here are fake? Argh! Looks like it's up to you six to find the elements of harmony that Discord has hidden!