Cherry Pie, Pet Unicorn

by AlwaysDressesInStyle

Chaos

“Fine, I’ll take you home.”

“Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!”

“But I have a few stipulations.”

“Oh?”

“You can stay as long as you need to, until you get back on your feet. Or hooves, as the case may be. You’re free to leave at any time, and you’re under no obligations at all to myself or my family. Also, please don’t act like a pet. It’s beneath you.”

“Does this mean no ear scritches?” She pouts.

“I’m not a monster. Of course you can have ear scritches. Once you’ve got your life back on track you can pay rent, or move out if you prefer.”

“Oh, good. My sign does say ‘good’ home. You’re not the first person to stop today. But you are the first to take my feelings into account. I… I think your home might just be the one I’m looking for.” She gets in your car and you close the door behind her.

You don't have the heart to tell her you can't stand cherries.