So Twilight couldn't figure out how to pee and/or was too afraid of her dick that she held a full bladder for hours and had to ask Spike to explain it all to her before she wet the carpet. But then she just rubbed out a good nut without hesitation? What a silly sausage.
11589576 Actually, the point of the joke was that Twilight hoped until the last moment that Celestia would teleport to her, and she wouldn't have to deal with the whole thing herself. But that didn't happen, so she just let it go.
Well, she started to masturbate on the automatic, feeling the call of nature, which she decided not to oppose ))))
11591017 I hinted at it in the first chapter: After passing several shelves of clay figurines she'd made herself (a little hobby Trixie was into besides magic tricks), the mare sat down on the wide couch and unwrapped a fresh newspaper.
"Yeah, I'd feel a lot better if I could get back at her somehow and expose her to ridicule. But how?" The unicorn reasoned, looking at the figures of handsome stallions with enormous dicks, on which she had worked particularly hard.
nice work![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
looks like Spike's gonna have to teach her the methods to stealth wanking... or at least proper aiming and cleanup
So Twilight couldn't figure out how to pee and/or was too afraid of her dick that she held a full bladder for hours and had to ask Spike to explain it all to her before she wet the carpet. But then she just rubbed out a good nut without hesitation? What a silly sausage.
Interestingly enough, forgetting how to pee is an actual thing that happens. It's mostly caused by stress and caffeine.
/trivia
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Actually, the point of the joke was that Twilight hoped until the last moment that Celestia would teleport to her, and she wouldn't have to deal with the whole thing herself. But that didn't happen, so she just let it go.
Well, she started to masturbate on the automatic, feeling the call of nature, which she decided not to oppose ))))
You know what suddenly occurred to me?
Where, when and why did Trixie learn to sculpt such magnificent penises? Is this a thing she does regularly?
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I hinted at it in the first chapter:
After passing several shelves of clay figurines she'd made herself (a little hobby Trixie was into besides magic tricks), the mare sat down on the wide couch and unwrapped a fresh newspaper.
"Yeah, I'd feel a lot better if I could get back at her somehow and expose her to ridicule. But how?" The unicorn reasoned, looking at the figures of handsome stallions with enormous dicks, on which she had worked particularly hard.
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Best news i've heard all day!
(It means i don't indulge in too much stress & caffeine, because i still know how to... nevermind. But seriously, is that true?)