if you're a booty hound like me

Nice to see someone who's as obsessed with butts as much as I am!

The reason the commune had been a trial was that everypony there had a ginormous ass.

The ponies of ponyville were no slouches in the food department, Pinkie Pie alone did more for the town’s (figure)ative cake supply than almost any pony alive, and her ass matched Tree Hugger’s (Though at times Spike wondered if Tree’s was a little bigger), but the ponies of the commune were snacking masters.

The reason for the weight was obvious. There had been yoga groups where ponies stretched to chomp floating corn chips, spin the bottle where the prize was enormous slices of pie, naturalistic water fountains full of the sugariest soda Spike had ever tasted, blessed with magic to be ever bubbly.

This commune sounds like a chubby chaser's dream come true!