So... Celestia's dick has a mind of it's own?

That.... was horrifying.

The Sun Princess had lived a long life. She’d had sexual partners beyond count, of every orientation imaginable, and had indulged in kinks that would certainly scandalize her sheltered subjects, although ponies with a broader view of royal behavior throughout history might not have been quite as shocked.

I've been thinking about this quote all day lmao.

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The royals got down.