The Great Christmas of Anon-A-Mister

by The REAL Seth Standmore

Saving Sunset to Save Christmas

Hi my name's Anon-A-Mister, you can call me Anon. I am a green man with a question mark for a face, I go to Canterlot High School on Planet Girls (that is what we call the world we are on, because we share the mirror with Equestria and this is Equestria Girls). Today I'm at school on Christmas Eve, listening to my Limp Bizkit shuffle on my earpods, when suddenly...............

A push happens to my back, spilling my Munster Energy Drink all over my Back-Pack. "What the fuck!!!!" I implode, spiraling around. There behind me is. Diamond Tiara, the school billy, a freshman in Ninth Grade, smirking and folding her arm's.

"Well well well if it isn't Anon-A-Mister, or should I say........... ANON-A-MISS?" Diamond Tiara pushes me again, this time breaking my nose. I stand up with blood and fury on my face, sprawling with pain.

"Anon-A-Miss, who is that? Isn't that the person spreading lye on MyStaples?" I inquire.

Diamond Tiara smirked. And folded her arms, "Don't pretend that you don't know, we all have seen what you did." She holds up her phone, there is a rumor on it.

"HAVE YOU HEARD? WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM?" The rumor said. "The rumor of Diamond Tiara's mom hits her? It is said that dIAMOND TIARA'S MOM HITS HER. She does this because Diamond Tiara is a bad daughter, she menstruates too much!!!"

I immediately ejaculated with anger, "HOW WOULD I EVEN KNOW THAT?" Sadness and cry, I wanted to flee, but Silver Spon was blocking me, and all I could do was Stand........ MORE where I was. The girl's began to punch and kick me, screaming with rage I cried and despaired, was this what Sunser Shimmer felt...... when everyone bully'd her into Killing herself.

FLASHBACK......

I was walking down the hall, bumping my Tunes, when I passed by Sunset Shimmer. She was pinned to the locker by Rainbow Dash, who had a hammer and was hitting her ribs with the hammer. "Ha! Ha! Ha! That's my new Xylophone!"

"No! Stop this!!!" Sunset Shimmer haggled. "That is not even the sound a Xylophone make's!!!"

"No you bitch, this is what you get for sharing our secretes!" Said Rarity, Anon-A-Miss told everyone about her hemorrhoids.

"Aaaaahhh! Ohhhhhh! Nooooo, I never shared anything! I'm not Anon-A-Miss!!!"

I thought about helping her, until I remembered what Anon-A-Miss posted on mystaples about......... Me.

"HAVE YOU HEARD? WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM? The rumor of Anon-A-Mister? They say his dick is the size of a thumbtack! And it's true! And even tho he says he has had Lots of Sex's............ he is a Birgin!"

And............ they also posted my Dink. After that I punted Sunset in the Hunt, and strode away, blasting my Limp Bizkit........ but then this day I was ready to forgive her, she was really hot and didn't deserve to get beaten up..... but I did not forgive her.

Then around the corner, I saw them........ the Cutie Mark Crusader's, Applebloom Sweetie Bell and, Scootaloo

(AUTHORS NOTE this is not in the same universe as Dark Scootaloo so Scootaloo doesn't warship the Sphincts and is not named Sphincter, so just relax and de-clench yourself's)

The three of them were Ginggling behind there locker's..... I frowned, wondering what was going on with them..... so when they started leaving I fllowed them, stealthing my way past the rest of the school, luckily I had remembered to wear my Snickers this morning, which moffled my footprints

"Hehehehe, well girl's, we've done it now." Said Apple Bloom, devilishly rubbing her finger's together. "Now Sunset is depression, she'll be killing her self soon."

"Indeed." Said Sweet-'n-Low, crumpling up a paper ball with a picture of Jesus on it and throwing it on the ground. "Once she's dead then Satan, our lord and master will return and take over the Earth."

"I think five year old's are sexy." Said Scootaloo.

That was all...... that I could take. I leaped out from behind what I was hiding behind..... luckily that day I had brought my ninjitsu blade strapped to my thigh, I drew it and fell into fighting pose.

"I KNEW IT!!! YOU WERE SATANIST'S ALL ALONG!!!"

Scootaloo flipped her magenta mane. And snappered. "Well well, look who it is, Anon-A-Mister. Think you can take us down?"

Apple Bloom brought out her Cellophane..... and pulled up a picture of me at the Steak Store wearing a tutu, buying a piece of meat. I grassed. There was a post written underneath it!!!

"HAVE YOU HEARD? WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM? The rumor that Anon-A-Mister buy's meat in a tutu? And has SEX with it?"

I pointed my Blade at them. "That's not true! I was only wearing the tutu because gendarme is a constriction! I do NOT have sex with Steak, I am saving myself for my One True Love!!! Whoever that may be!!!"

"Yeah well, don't expect to ever get Laird if you try to take us down." Said Sweetie Bell, with an evil fire in her satanic green orbs. "Because this phone has a Dead GirlS witch, if you kill us, the post will go live, and then everyone will see the photoshipped picture of you buying a Steak to have SECKX'S with!"

I grunted my Teeth and Grounded my thighs, closing my Orbs I let my blade fall........... to the earth, it Cluttered with Noise and Grave. Falling to my knees, "you win................... damn you, you win." I punched the floor as it started to rain........... and coivered as I was in the Tears of the Heavens, weeping with them we became one with the sorrow.

END FLASHBACK..............

In the present I was waiting for the chance to defend myself, when I saw Scootaloo waving the Cellophane again, an evil look in her eye. I sighed..... and sat down in my chair, Sundering to Dispear.

"Yes, okay. You can anuse me."

With glee the girl's continued their Violents, pummeling me as they did with Sunset. And I knew that Anon-A-Miss had won.......

........or had she really?

TO BE CONTINUED

Author's Note:

AUTHORS NOTE this is Seth Standmore with my First Anon-A-MIss tory, I have a few of these planned out but, this idsd the first one I wanted to do, I have seen a lot of these story's get shared but none of them have the idea that the CMC are actually devil-worshipers who want sUNSET sHIMMER to die and kill herself so that Satan will return to the Earth and destroy Chrristmas forever, that is a Them that I want to Implore in this story, so special thanckx's to my supporters and friend's, and as always, remember NOT TO DONATE TO THE SALVATION ARMY THEY ARE AGAINST GAY SO I AM AGAINST THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

[OP Omni God-Emperor Doom]

[The REAL Seth Standmore]

11094387 Hello, what did you think of my story

[Scampy]

this is even better than the best story I've ever read, and this is the best story I've ever read

[karnazom]

There is no penis mentioned

The story is incoherent, but is straightforward I could go on but I'm a lazy ass.
Hypocrisy spicy

[The REAL Seth Standmore]

11094407 Actually if you read Closely you will see that the character's talk about Anon-A-Misters Dick, they even posted pcitures of it on MyStable and, it is implied that he puts his Penis into the Meat to have Sex with it in the photo used to Frame him, because that is how sex works and I am sorry my story is straightforward I do not know how to write story's that are nonlinear.

[The Blue EM2]

That was pretty hilarious, albeit I suspect mostly unintentionally (accidental innuendo abounded).