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Ok do grasshoppers even have dicks? Never mind don't answer that. I need a shower I think I can feel them crawling in my hair.
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Well, no, no they don't. It's really more of a tube that just spits it out. The part about the females using theirs to dig holes is accurate, though.
For the sake of the story, though, it was more entertaining, and the weird, creepy sex that I was going to put in here, I thought would be better in a different section. Keep your eyes peeled for the mythical creatures that I have to make up just to have all the necessary bodily functions to make you glad it doesn't really exist.