Spike's cocks were enormous, beyond huge, so big that they were intimidating. How could a dragon so small have dicks so large? They were completely out of proportion and borderline preposterous, how was he going to wield those things? How were the princesses going to take them?!

Reminds me of a certain R34 drawing... Can't remember the character, but the caption will always make me chuckle. "No longer so lil'..."