Nibiru: Chaos Collision

by Knox Locke

From The Internal Ramblings Of Randy Bowing

Author's Note:

Randy Bowing
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Physical Description: About 6'3". Very fit. Slightly muscular build. Short brown hair.
Known Family:
Wendy (Mother)
Bo (Father)

The following are thoughts taken straight from the head of Randy Bowing leading up to the day Discord appeared in the Grant household.

Thursday

Felicity still can't believe I agreed to take the office job. She always thought I'd become some kind of famous athlete, or something along those lines. I guess at some point I did to.

Well, little Sandy has been trying to do those scooter tricks again. I thinks she looks up to me as, like, a big brother or something. Well, I guess there are worse people to have joined to your hip.

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Friday

It's days like this that I regret taking this job. It's SO boring. I literally fell asleep at work today. Slept until my alarm went off to tell me my shift was over. Nobody bothered to wake me. Nobody cared that I fell asleep. Not even my manager.

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Saturday

Just a day of relaxation. Tomorrow I'll get a good workout, then I'll be back to work on Monday.

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Sunday

Had to leave for my workout later than usual because Felicity showed up this morning. Wanted to talk about something with a friend she knew'd listen.

I'm pretty sure she's insane. She told me she's been looking after some kind of demon. Nonetheless, she's my friend. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. Just 'cause I think she's loopy is no reason to betray her trust.

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Monday

My manager, Margaret, came by my cubicle today. Nothing bad, just came to chat. Even asked me to come get a few drinks with her and some of the other coworkers tomorrow night. She's good people. Not too fit, but the heart to make up for it.

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Tuesday

Went for drinks with Margaret and the guys earlier. Apparently, she got into a fight with some guy called Knocker, so we had to lea-

Whoah, what the fuck? Who the hell is talking to me?

What do I value most? That's an easy one! Loyalty. What do you mean "I'm gonna be faster than I ever could've dreamed"? What do you mean "I'll understand soon"? I don't understand shit!

God, what the fuck was that? Fuckin' weirdo.

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Wednesday

Just got back from taking Sandy to the ice cream place. She was so excited to go, and I just couldn't say no and break her little heart. I care too much about the kid. Besides, it's not li-

GAH! Holy fucking hellfire!

God. Fuck. That felt like a goddamn cattle prod being shoved into my spine! Holy fuck!