Football fans

by Oaoadil

Chapter 1: Cool drinks

It was a sunny day in Ponyville. Today Ponyville's football team was having the match and many people came to cheer for their teams. Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Trixie, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash were sitting on the chairs and cheering for their football team.

"Yeah!"

"C'mon, c'mon!"

"You are the best!" <Whistle> The game began. The player kicked the ball and passed it to his teammate, who sent it flying. Another player hit it with his head, but the ball flew out of the field. Enemy player grabbed the ball and threw it to his teammates. Another player jumped and kicked the ball, but it hit the other one's face. Sonata closed left eye and said:

"Uuuu." Suddenly her visibility was blocked by the bottle.

"Cool drinks. Lemonade." Sonata frowned and saw a smiling man with a bag of drinks. She pushed away from the arm with a bottle with words:

"Hey, man. Get outta here." Then she continued to watch the game. The referee nodded and lifted the card, but Aria didn't see it because of the bottle.

"Lemonade. Cola. Cool drinks. Lemonade. Cola. Cool drinks." Aria raised an eyebrow, but then pushed away man's arm.

"Get outta here, man!" The Player was dribbling the ball, but the second player made a tackle to kick the ball, but instead of it, tripped the player. The referee quickly approached them and whistled. Girls' eyes widened and she began waiting for another action.

"Cola. Drinks. Lemonade. Cola." Saler put a bag with bottles in front of their eyes. Girls turned to him with an angry look and began complaining:

"Get outta here!"

"You disturb us from the game!"

"Go and sell it to someone else!" Meanwhile, the girls' football team player was dribbling the ball to the gates.

"Yeah."

"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!"

"You can do th-"

"COOL DRINKS! COOL AND LIVING!" said salesman through the megaphone. Girls frowned and turned to a very annoying man. Then Adagio said:

"Hey, man. Get outta here before I kick your-" <Cheers>

"What?" Everybody turned to the field and saw that ball was already kicked in the gates. Girls turned back to the man and made an angry look on their faces.

The following scene can be a little bit cruel and was removed by censores.
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But we decided to show it anyway because it's very funny.

Aria was sitting on the man's back and his pants were missing. She was shoving the bottle right into man's ass by hitting it with another bottle (like hammer and nail), while everybody was laughing and taunting him.

One week later

Girls were cheering for their team, but suddenly heard:

"Pineapples." They turned their heads and saw another man who was selling pineapples.

"Pineapples. Juicy pineapples."

"Pineapples?" asked Trixie.

"It's gonna be hurt," said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh yeah," agreed Sunset. Then everybody began laughing like maniacs.

Comments

[Pete100]

That was a fatality.