> Football fans > by Oaoadil > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1: Cool drinks > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a sunny day in Ponyville. Today Ponyville's football team was having the match and many people came to cheer for their teams. Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Trixie, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash were sitting on the chairs and cheering for their football team. "Yeah!" "C'mon, c'mon!" "You are the best!" The game began. The player kicked the ball and passed it to his teammate, who sent it flying. Another player hit it with his head, but the ball flew out of the field. Enemy player grabbed the ball and threw it to his teammates. Another player jumped and kicked the ball, but it hit the other one's face. Sonata closed left eye and said: "Uuuu." Suddenly her visibility was blocked by the bottle. "Cool drinks. Lemonade." Sonata frowned and saw a smiling man with a bag of drinks. She pushed away from the arm with a bottle with words: "Hey, man. Get outta here." Then she continued to watch the game. The referee nodded and lifted the card, but Aria didn't see it because of the bottle. "Lemonade. Cola. Cool drinks. Lemonade. Cola. Cool drinks." Aria raised an eyebrow, but then pushed away man's arm. "Get outta here, man!" The Player was dribbling the ball, but the second player made a tackle to kick the ball, but instead of it, tripped the player. The referee quickly approached them and whistled. Girls' eyes widened and she began waiting for another action. "Cola. Drinks. Lemonade. Cola." Saler put a bag with bottles in front of their eyes. Girls turned to him with an angry look and began complaining: "Get outta here!" "You disturb us from the game!" "Go and sell it to someone else!" Meanwhile, the girls' football team player was dribbling the ball to the gates. "Yeah." "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!" "You can do th-" "COOL DRINKS! COOL AND LIVING!" said salesman through the megaphone. Girls frowned and turned to a very annoying man. Then Adagio said: "Hey, man. Get outta here before I kick your-" "What?" Everybody turned to the field and saw that ball was already kicked in the gates. Girls turned back to the man and made an angry look on their faces. The following scene can be a little bit cruel and was removed by censores. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . But we decided to show it anyway because it's very funny. Aria was sitting on the man's back and his pants were missing. She was shoving the bottle right into man's ass by hitting it with another bottle (like hammer and nail), while everybody was laughing and taunting him. One week later Girls were cheering for their team, but suddenly heard: "Pineapples." They turned their heads and saw another man who was selling pineapples. "Pineapples. Juicy pineapples." "Pineapples?" asked Trixie. "It's gonna be hurt," said Rainbow Dash. "Oh yeah," agreed Sunset. Then everybody began laughing like maniacs. > Chapter 2: Dream > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a very good day for everyone. The sun was shining, birds were singing and everyone was happy. Except football fans. Girls were sitting in the bar and watching the game on TV. "...penalty kick and...goal! 0:5. Yeah.." Everyone was very sad and angry because their team was losing the match. "Fuck!" shouted Aria putting the glass of beer on the table. Sonata and Adagio looked at her. Rum Run sighed and commented: "Looks like I threw away 200 $." Sunset moaned and complained: "Please, don't remind me that." Suddenly Sonata came up with an idea. "Hey, girls. Can you imagine that? I had a dream yesterday. If I drink beer at a gulp, our team will score a goal." Adagio smiled and said: "Pff, c'mon. Don't lie." "Watch me." With those words, Sonata grabbed her glass and quickly drank all beer at one gulp. "Goal! 1:5!" Everyone smiled and people quickly gave to Sonata their glasses of beer. She breathed and began drinking. "2:5!" "Drink! Drink!" "3:5!" "Drink! Drink!" "4:5!" "Drink! Drink!" "5:5!" On the fifth glass, Sonata burped and she began feeling bad. Trixie passed the sixth glass, but Sonata just fell on the floor. Everyone gasped and looked at the TV, where commentator said: "The main time expires and.." "Oh no, no, no!" said Sunset. People looked at Sonata and began shaking her to wake her up. Aria grabbed the funnel, put it in Sonata's mouth and began pouring the beer. "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Hurry!" shouted Rainbow Dash. When the last drop fell in the mouth, the commentator said: "Goal! And the time ended. This is fantastic! Fans are cheering and players dancing. We won thanks to some miracle!" Meanwhile, Sonata was smiling, waved her arm. Then she blacked out. > Chapter 3: Fight > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a sunny day in Ponyville and many people went to the football stadium to watch the game. Dazzlings were sitting on the chairs and cheering for their team. "You are the best!" "Well done!" "Yeah!" The match began. Everyone was happy. Suddenly they saw something on the opposite side of the stadium. It was people who were cheering for the enemy team. They were showing to other fans middle fingers and saying: "Fuck you!" "Your team sucks!" "Go home!" Dazzlings looked at each other with an angry look and then pulled out the stick with an inflatable glove which was showing middle finger. "Fuck you!" Enemy fans' eyes widened and one of them said: "Go." With those words, everyone grabbed clear papers. Some of them were black, while others were white. Soon they made a big image of ass. "Fuck you!" Dazzlings looked at this, while the glove blew away. Aria threw the stick, grabbed the bottle and shouted: "Open fire!" Everyone began throwing bottles at enemy fans. One of them shouted: "Hold the line!" When the hail stopped, an enemy fan stood up with a flare with words: "Let's blow up these motherfuckers!" Everyone pulled out flares and began throwing them. "Let's fry them!" "Yeah!" "Fire in the hole!" Dazzlings made a flare launcher and aimed at enemies. "Ready. Fire!" commanded Adagio. Enemies saw a rain of flares which was falling on them. "Chairs!" Fans grabbed their seats and used them as shields. The enemy threw his seat, pointed to other fans and commanded: "Attack!" Soon the stadium was full of explosions, swearing and shoutings, while football players slowly retreated. 1 hour later Dazzlings were walking on the street and helping each other to stand. Sonata had a bruise under her eye, Aria had bruises on her arms and Adagio had a flare which still was working. "Hey, girls. Cheer up! At least, we showed those motherfuckers who is the boss here!" "Yeah. Ouch, ouch. We should take a bath to wash off the smell of tear gas." Girls rubbed their sore spots and slowly headed to their home.