The Last Guys' Hangout

by Majestical4729

The Last Guys' Night

"This is the...LAST Guys' Night?!" Spike cried his question out loud, as tears flowed out of his eyes.

"After this, you can say goodbye to all our games, dinners, and adventures!" Discord dramatically cried.

"I can't believe I never realised that until now." Spike said, shedding his tears.

Big Mac huddled with his guy friends to share a hug and a good cry as the changelings gathered around.

The Royal Brothers looked at each other for a second, before Thorax commented, "You know, I actually visited the Crystal Empire one last time to have a special final moment with all the residents there, after Chrysalis was thrown off the throne."

"Yeah, Thorax had a great final time with the Crystal Ponies, touring the Empire, trying out everything there one last time." Pharynx added.

"But most likely, it's a memorable final time gift." Thorax explained.

"That's it!" Spike exclaimed, before turning to Discord, "We should have everything in Ponyvillefor one last time! As in, try everything there one last time?"

"What a marvellous idea, Spike! Your wish is my command!" Discord announced, snapping his fingers and teleporting the three guys away, leaving a confused swarm of Changelings.

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Back in Ponyville, the guys found themselves in the middle of a Cafe. Discord, wearing a waiter's outfit, asked Spike what the Royal Advisor would like to do or have.

"Well...I already had gem cake, so I'm too stuffed for anything else. But, maybe a good exercise like bowling can help digest the food." Spike decided.

Teleporting the trio to the Bowling Alley, Discord handed Spike a bowling ball, beginning the fun. Time flew by and the game was over, leaving the guys starving.

"Now I would like to have a dinner at the Cafe." Spike commented, walking away from the building. With a snap of his fingers, Discord teleported the guys back to the cafe and summoned bits to pay for their dinner.

"Free dinner's the best! I can't believe that you're doing all of this for us, Discord!" Spike exclaimed.

"Anything for my best guy friends, especially for you, Royal Advisor." Discord replied, a moment before their dinner arrived.

Thirty minutes later, Spike decided to play the trio's favourite game; Ogres and Oubliettes, made real by Discord, so that they could exercise and have fun at the same time. The game soon ended in an hour, leaving the players satisfied, until Spike decided to end the hangout by retreating to the Castle of Friendship.

"Wait, wait, wait!" Discord called out to Spike, "Think about everything else you can do tonight! With me granting all of your wishes! Is there anything else you would like to do, Royal Advisor?"

"Well, not that I can think of..." Spike answered, before Discord cut him off.

"Oh, Spike! Looks like some creature needs a little suggestion."

The next second, the guys were in a dimension where they could see all of the different places in Ponyville, and everything happening in the said places.

"Now, all you have to do is choose." Discord told Spike, "And my portals will take you there.

"But it's already getting late. Shouldn't most of those places be closed be now?" Spike asked.

Discord laughed, "Oh, Spike. My portals don't only take you through space, it takes you through time, as well!"

"Really?!" Spike asked, "That's so cool! What else do you have?!"

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In a montage, Discord took himself and the guys all around the town to their destinations. After their final stop, Spike and Big Mac were exhausted, while Discord was the total opposite.

"Is there anything more you would like, Spike?" Discord asked, in an energetic tone.

"How about a comfy, soft, giant bed in a cool-aired room?" Spike asked.

With a snap of his fingers, Discord teleported them into a dimension where the surroundings were just as Spike asked, and had the bed conjured up.

"Thanks, Discord." Spike told the Lord of Chaos, before dozing off to sleep.

"Wait a minute, what are you two doing?" Discord asked, trying to keep his friends awake.

"Isn't it obvious? We're tired, we need to sleep." Spike replied.

"But what about Guys' Night?" Discord asked.

"It's over." Spike replied, causing Discord to go insane.

"WHAT?!" he shrieked, before teleporting the trio back to Ponyville, waking the two sleepy-heads up.

"Discord, what the..." Spike begun, before being cut off by the mentioned draconneques.

"Spike, Big Mac, are you sure that you want Guys' Night to end right now?" Discord asked.

"Eeyup." Big Mac confirmed.

"Totally. We really need a break." Spike added.

"But, this is..." Discord begun, before being interrupted by Spike.

"No more 'buts'! Discord! Why can't you just stop trying to force Big Mac and I to play with you?! It's like you never want this Guys' Night to end!" Spike angrily blurted out.

"Because this is the LAST Guys' Night and hangout, EVER!" Discord argued.

The two then calmed down, before Spike asked, "So, the only reason you did all that was because you wanted me to enjoy my final hangout with you?"

"Yes. I wanted you to have the best night and time with us ever. Just like Thorax's final hangout with the Crystal Ponies." Discord admitted.

"But they didn't force him to take more than he could, did they?" Spike pointed out.

"I guess I really got a bit carried away, trying to make the most of your final free time to hang out with your best guy friends. The truth is, I never wanted to have Spike never being able to hangout with Big Mac and I ever again, which is why I never wanted this hangout to...end." Discoed sadly explained.

"Discord, you could have told us that! But I do totally forgive you, even after all that has happened with that and the villains recently..." Spike reminded.

"Let's not get carried away..." Discord let out a nervous chuckle.

"Just joking, and since you granted most of my wishes just fine...I suppose that we can ask Twilight to grant one of your wishes..." Spike told the Lord of Chaos.

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