Who'd have thought that I would go to a convention as the OG Doomguy and buy a couple of his Doom Eternal guns including the infamous Crucible only to end up in Equestria? Not me that's for sure, but I have no choice. So, let's f*ck up some Caribou!!
Looking up I saw a guy who was dressed in a pretty cool looking Samuel Hayden cosplay, I went to talk to him but he then pointed towards a sign that read, ‘Customers Must Stay In Character To Buy’. So, I stayed silent and pointed at the guns and sword that laid in front of me.
then just grunt, cause doom guy grunts 'unf' is my favorite line
then just grunt, cause doom guy grunts 'unf' is my favorite line