Into Equestria

by TheMajorTechie

8.5 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE ACTUAL BUCK?!" Luster Dawn hollered at the screen, chucking her controller at the flat panel and inevitably destroying it. "MY CHARACTER DIED?! THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME!"

"Hmf. Noob," Luna smirked, lounging on the couch. "Did Twilight teach you nothing?"

Luster rolled her eyes and lit her horn, pulling the power cord.

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"...Where are we?"

Luna shrugged and took another swig of Mountain Dew before letting out a loud belch. "Beats me. Looks like the dreamscape, but it doesn't feel like the dreamscape."

"HELLO, AND WELCOME TO DODO LABORATORIES." a high-pitched voice squawked overhead. "WE ARE STILL BOOTING UP THE GAME, SO PLEASE STANDBY WHILE OUR SERVERS LIGHT THEMSELVES ON FIRE."

"Wait, wha--"

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"...Where are we?"

Luster Dawn shrugged. A flock of geese passed overhead. Three flocks of eseeg passed underneath. Seventy-two broken TVs rained down conveniently into a birdbath.

"There's a glitch in the Matrix."

"Huh?"

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Luna blinked, seconds before getting flung to the side. An irritating, looping noise blared from every direction.

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?! WHY IS THERE A GIANT SPINNER?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

Twilight Sparkle yawned, moving her "Luna" character three spots forward on the virtual board game.

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"Hey, you. You're finally awake."

"I don't like the sound of that."

"Me neither."

"Who's speaking, anyway?"

"Idunno."

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Ever get that sneaking feeling that you might've given up on a story before it ever even got off the ground? Haha.

Gosh, even this joke chapter is feeling bland.

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Oof ouch I think that's all I got kthxbai. Real chapter next time.

Author's Note:

In all seriousness, this story has lost the personal connection I used to have with Pony-Me. I've been struggling so much to get anything written anymore. I'd really appreciate some pointers in where you'd like to see the story go. Please.