Fallout Equestria: Chief Bulb and Empty Horn's Adventures

by tseidler2000

1: Applejack in the Box and a Rescue

Empty Horn tells Chief Bulb that their journey will be brutal. "I hope we don't get our croups kicked."

Chief Bulb says not to worry. "I'm pretty sure that we won't, we're both tough."

They soon arrive at Applejack in the Box. "Here we are! We're here now! Let's go inside it."

Applejack is seen serving. "Hi, how the heck are you, welcome to Applejack in the Box, I'm Applejack and I'll be serving you today. What will it be?"

Chief Bulb decides on the order. "Uh, I'll have 2 Applejack burgers, french fries, and an Apple Shake."

Applejack soon interrupts them. "Sorry Sugarcube, the blender is temporarily out of service, we don't have any Apple Shake's today."

Chief Bulb tries the shakes again. "Okay, I have a small ice cream shake."

Applejack then gets annoyed. "Look chief, maybe you didn't hear me, I said we don't have any fricking Apple Shake's today! So how about something else?"

Chief Bulb says it again. "Uh, milkshake?"

Applejack gets a little frustrated. "Look, who put the straw in strawberry?"

Chief Bulb says the answer. "Uh, nature did?"

Empty Horn interrupts. "Yeah, nature."

Applejack speaks up. "Who put the A in Apple?"

Chief Bulb says the answer again. "Uh, nature."

Applejack gets even more frustrated. "Look, now listen closely, who put the freeze in Apple Shakes?"

Chief Bulb says the answer but it's incorrect. "Uh, there ain't no freeze in Apple Shakes."

Applejack then gets furious. "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, PONY! THERE AIN'T NO FRICKING APPLE SHAKE'S, NOW YOU TWO BETTER, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SHOVE YOUR TEETH FAR AND DOWN YOUR MOTHERFRICKING THROATS, AND SIT ON A APPLEJACK BURGER TO EAT THEM!" "Oh, and have a nice day."

Chief Bulb says if he could have his food. "Can I have my other food please?"

Applejack says yes but still ill-tempered. "Sure, but now you'll be taking that to go."

Chief Bulb then says. "Whatever."

***

Meanwhile. The villains are getting furious. "Well there's still no sign of Chief Bulb. This is Bull crap."

***

Chief Bulb and Empty Horn and back driving in their car. "Well, that was a delicious meal. Too bad, Asslejack in the Box, was mad at us."

Empty Horn soon interrupts. "Yeah, but she sounded funny."

Chief Bulb then says they need to continue. "Alright then, let's get out of here." As they get out of the car, they see the pig masked Mr. Tuh! "Oh my gosh, it's Mr. Tuh!"

Mr. Tuh soon speaks up. "That's right, and I'm going to wipe you out! See you in the bad place, Chief Bulby!"

On a cloud, Rainbow Dash can be heard. "Don't worry, citizen, I'll save you."

Mr. Tuh gets confused. "What? Who the heck are you?"

Rainbow Dash then speaks. "I'm Rainbow Dash, now, prepare to fight villain."

Mr. Tuh then fights Rainbow Dash. "Son of a gun! Looks like I'll have to do this the hard way with you." Mr. Tuh tries to shoot Rainbow Dash but misses every shot. "Oh, dang it! I missed every shot!"

Rainbow Dash then tells the Pig Masked Freak he lost. "Well looks like you lost, now it's my turn!"

Rainbow Dash gets a knife and stabs Mr. Tuh. "Ouch! You stabbed me!" Mr. Tuh then gets a chainsaw.

"Holy crap! I got to take him down!" Then, Rainbow Dash shoots Mr. Tuh. "Well, looks like I've won. Thank goodness he's now dead!" Rainbow Dash returns with the citizens. "Alright citizens, you can return to your lives now. That pig masked freak is now dead!"

Chief Bulb says thanks for their help. "Thank you. But I was thinking, since we are on a quest for justice, maybe you can come along with us?"

Rainbow Dash excepts, but on 1 condition. "I will come with you. But, what terrible thing happened?"

Chief Bulb says that Rainbow Dash she will have to wait. "Well, it's a long story. But you will find out on the way."

Author's Note:

Chief Bulb and Empty Horn get a very bad discipline from Applejack. And as Mr. Tuh attacks the two, Rainbow Dash comes save the day.