Twisted Jinxing

by Foxaholic

The Magnificent Twisted Fate! part 3

~Equestria, Ponyville~

~Twilight POV~

"Twiiiii... Why don't we give up alreeeeeaaaaaaddddyyy... we've been searching for Discord for two weeks! Can we please just go buy tickets to the circus that came in? It looks really cool!" Rainbow told me for the 10th time today.

"Yeah, it looks really fun!" Pinkie said happy as ever.

"I saw the stallions who're in charge of it! One of them looks a bit weird... Disco Cord was his name, I think? He looked a little old. Oh but the other one, Fate Twister, oh my god! He is so cute! And his clothes are so stylish! C'mon Twilight can we please go buy some tickets before they sell out?" Rarity started begging me.

"Ugh fine... let's go buy the tickets..." I groan, finally giving up.

"Yay!" I hear the girls cheer in excitement.

We then went to the circus to buy the tickets and we waited in line. When we got to the end of it, we were greeted by a smooth and deep voice.

"Hello there ladies. How can I help ya'?". The owner of the voice was an earth pony with a light grey coat and a black main, he also had a shortish beard. His eyes were a deep orange. He was wearing a hat that looked a little like Applejack's and a long coat.

"Hello there, handsome" I heard Rarity whisper.

"Umm... Hi! Can you please give us 6 tickets?" 'Damn Rarity wasn't joking...'.

"Of course~" He pulls out some tickets and hands them to me. "See ya' ladies in 3 days when the show starts!"

"Goodbye!" We all walk away and the girls start chatting, while I was trying to calm down my heart.

~Tobias POV~

"Discord... they got the bait..." I said with a smirk.

"Oh wonderful! Finally... This is gonna pay off!" He said happily.

"Hmm... But first! We need some help over here, and I know the perfect person for it... Wait a minute." I pull out my card and teleport away.

~Another Equestria~

I appear behind my target, a small girl with blue hair and pink eyes in a maid outfit. I grab her from behind. "Can I borrow you for a second? K, thanks!" I then teleport back.

~Back to our Equestria~

"I'm back!" I say as I let go of the girl. As she elbows me.

"What the hell?! How the hell did you got here?" She screamed at me.

"Calm down! Don't you remember your old buddy TF?" I try to calm her down.

"Tobias?! How the hell did you got here?" Jinx looked at me confused.

"Oh silly Jinxy! We're not where you think you are! I teleported with you to my version of Equestria!" I try to explain to her.

"What do you mean by your version?" She looked really confused. And adorable. Really adorable.

"Ah just some complicated space magic shit. Multiple Equestrias, some different from each other. Where some random thrown into." I explain to her happily. Oh gosh she is so cute!

"How do you know that?"

"Magic.". I then make a card appear in my hand and show it to her. It had her cute face on it. To which she facepalmed. 'Huh... normally she would have started to giggle... this is weird.'

"What's with that expression?" She reads me like a book... Damn...

"Oh nothing, I just thought you were acting different from the usual crazy killy killy Jinx." I mean, last time I saw her she was rocket jumping around Piltover with Vi and Caitlyin after her, actually it was only Vi, Caitlyin was after me. Too bad Cait isn't the talkative type, I mean yeah I stole a priceless artifact but that's not a reason to shoot someone as pretty as me.

"That's because I am technically not Jinx. Right now at least." She explained calmly.

"What the fuck do you mean by that?" 'The fuck? The hell's this bitch talking about? This is some next level weird shit.'

"Well... it's a long story." She said as she looked away.

"I have time." I smiled.

"Ugh fine. It's not my fault if you don't believe me." She sighs. "First of all this body isn't mine or Jinx's, this is the body of my daughter, Lia. My name is Miki and at the moment there are 4 different people in this body."

"I don't get it." I said with a dumb look on my face as she deadpanned. "So what you are trying to tell me is that there are 4 people in the same body?"

"Yep, pretty much."

"So... are you 4 having an orgi from time to time?" That would sound really fun.

"~sigh~ Why the fuck would I want to have an orgi with my daughter? With Lucy yes, but not with Jinx and my daughter." I knew it!

"Can you invite me too if you decide to have an orgi?" I wanna joooooiiiiinnnnn tttthheeeemmm.

"Aren't you with Evelynn? You broke up or what?" She tilted her head.

"Nah we didn't broke up! She dumped me! Aaaaand I'm depressed now... Sigh..." What did I do wrong~ I lost a friend~

"Meh, I always hated her. Since I met her when I was still in my original body, damn bitch tried to steal from me until i pulled out a super shotgun and screamed at her, and when she became invisible, so i just put some thermovision glasses and shot her anyway." She said as she started looking a little angry.

"I liked her though... that explains the scar... she was still really cute..."

"So did you got who you wanted- Oh hello there!" Discord pops his head from the tent.

"What the hell? Aren't you supposed to be in stone?" She looked really confused and cute.

"Oh no! Twisted Fate got me out by throwing a weird card in my face."

"I am pretty sure you were still in stone when Tobias got me here. Oh wait nevermind multiple Equestrias."

"Tobias?" He asked tilting his head in confusion.

"God dammit Miki... It's my real name, I'm Tobias Foxtrot, Twisted Fate is my alias." I explained.

"Why didn't you tell me your real name then?" He said looking hurt.

"Cuz I wasn't sure if I could trust you."

"Fineeee... I go work on the effects." He then left and walked into the tent.

"So why did you got me here?" Miki asked, a little confused.

"Oh I need some help with my show. How about it?"

"Sure I guess? Better than walking around in the night, but in exchange you will be indebted to me with a favor. Deal?"

"Eh sure. If you ever need me, here." I throw her a card which she catches. "When you want my help just pull out the card and say 'Twisted Fate! I choose you!' or some shit like that. Or I'll just appear randomly when you're taking a shower or when I'm bored"

"~sigh~ Not like it's the first time that happens."

"Aww you're no fun~". Her reactions are quite boring to be honest...

"Because i got chased around and treated like a body pillow by a spider-pony hybrid all day..." She looked like she'd been to Hell and back 10 times.

"That sounds really fun! Wanna swap places?" I said with a shit eating grin.

"You realize she's into S&M right?"

"Eh... so the same shit with Evelynn. Not much difference."

"Mhm... i have more reasons to dislike her now..."

"Aww c'mon she wasn't that bad!"

"Yes. Yes she was."

"Ya're just being a little butthurt that's all!" I say while petting her head with a smile.

"No, she was annoying, really annoying with that invisible bullshit, i would love to see how she looks like trying to go invisible trough a crowd with those tits, who the fuck needs 2 huge bags of fat on your chest dangling around."

"Ya're just jealous that you're flat as a board. But don't worry your ass makes up for it more than enough!"

"You really are getting on my nerves you know?"

"So ya' gonna become like Tryndamere?"

"Who's Tryndamere?"

"The guy who acts like an enraged gorilla when he's angry." 'I swear to god he's actually a gorilla called Harambe dressed up as a human...'

"Yep, never hear of him."

"The husband of Ashe."

"I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about."

"Fuck it! Anyway here's what ya' gotta help me with! Put this on!" I give her an appropriate costume for the job.

"Huh... I thought you'd make me wear a playboy bunny outfit..." She said with a hint of surprise.

"We'll do that later, now we gotta show those ponies what a true show looks like!" I scream to the air while getting into a pose.

"Whatever you say. If you try to peek I'll shoot your dick off. I don't care if you see me naked but I won't let you see my daughter's naked body." Miki said while walking into a tent.

'This wasn't what I expected... But will work! Maybe I could get my hands on one of those hextech crystals she has... What? Did you actually think I wouldn't realize it? My thief senses were going off like crazy! Now let's get the show going..." I say chuckling darkly.

"HEY MIKI! FORGOT TO TELL YA TO SWITCH TO JINX IF POSSIBLE!" I screamed in her direction and shortly heard an "ok" from her.

~Twilight POV~

Me and the girl were waiting in our seats for the show to start. Popcorn and other snacks ready. The lights went off. A spotlight appeared in the middle of the stage. It showed an old looking unicorn stallion. He had brown fur, with a messy grey mane. His eyes were yellow, and he was wearing a black suit with a red tie. He had a black cane with him. He seemed familiar... 'Where have I seen him before... Hmm...'

"Hello everyone! Me and my friend, Fate wish to thank you for coming here! And welcome to our show! Now let's stop with all the nagging and let's get started!" Cheers were heard from everyone.

The other stallion appeared in a burst of cards, which was a little surprising since I felt no magic being used. The show was pretty fun, to be honest. There was a mare there with long blue twin tails, white fur and pink eyes. She was wearing a weird costume and had some cloud tattoos on her arm. The mare was being used in many of the magic tricks which, didn't contain any magic at all, that and she walked over a string placed really high between two platforms using her hair, how is that even posibile without magic? Weird...

Then the lights all went out again. Only one spotlight was shinning over the stallion called Fate Twister.

"Thank you all for coming here, but we will have to cut our meeting a little shorter than expected... But oh well! We'll have to give you a surprise that you will remember!" Then we saw a lot of white pigeons flying out from the smoke and we heard a deep voice. "The Magnificent Twisted Fate!"

When the smoke cleared we saw a weird bipedal creature and next to it... Discord... 'Wait a second... Discord... Disco Cord... Twisted Fate... Fate Twister... ~facehoof~ I can't believe I didn't realize it...' As I think that confusion starts to settle in on all the ponies...

"Discord?!"

"What's going on here?!"

"Hey where did my bits go?!"

"Mine disappeared too!"

"Now now... Everyone calm down..." The weird creature said. 'Wait... It's... smiling...'. "If ya' are wondering where did the old fart and the beautiful pony go? Oh it's simple! Ya' are looking at them! And seriously! Ya' guys are morons! I mean seriously! Disco Cord?! It's fucking Discord ya' dimwits! Also thank you for all your money! I will put it to good use! Now see later fuckers!" He then disappeared into a bunch of cards, and everyone else from the show did the same...

"Boop." Huh? When I turned to the sound I saw him boop Vinyl on the nose then disappear along with Discord and the weird mare which also turned into something similar to him. Discord disappearing shortly after a bow. Only one word came out of our mouths. "What?" Then we realised that he stole all our money... "That asshole!"

~Tobias POV~

Me, Jinx and Discord appeared in our cave laughing our asses off. "Weeeee~ That was fun!" Jinx said giggling like crazy.

"Yup! Anyway~ Thanks for helping! Do you want me to send you back?" I asked the blue haired girl.

"Nah, can I stay longer since I don't really have anything to do?" She said while tilting her head.

"Eh sure, why not? Wanna have some fun?"

"Sure." She said with a soft voice and a beautiful smile.

"But after it ya'll have to go back, cuz I have to finally go meet with a certain princess and ask her she she wants to be my pet."

"Do you think I want to go back to a S&M loving spider queen? And why do that?"

"Cuz she's cute, and you have no choice, I can't keep you around all the time, unless you also want to be my pet."

"Not in a thousand years."

"Whatever ya' say~"

"Also won't you get caught?" She said a little worried.

"Nah! There's no way those idiots have a chance to catch me! If they do I'll just teleport away! And it's not like Graves can find me here! I'm in another god damn dimension! He can't get here!"

"Are you sure about that?"

"Yeah I'm sure! If, by some chance, he somehow gets here, I'll come to your world, become your slave and do whatever you ask me to do for an entire week!"

"I am looking forward to that." She said with a cocky grin.

"Pff like that will ever happen!" I said while laughing. I then send her home after drinking some tea together and chatting.

~Whitewood Forest, near the castle of Canterlot~

A man was slowly getting up. He looked around and started screaming in the air with a raspy voice. "TOOOBIIIIIIAAAAAAASSS!"

Author's Note:

Here is the final part of 'The Magnificent Twisted Fate!'. Which is somewhat of a prologue. And if you already noticed, this is one of the many collaborations that I am gonna make with my buddy Owl, and his story, Jinx-ed Fate, who is a lazy ass and the reason why this chapter came so late, and with who I made a joke with the titles of the stories. Also, there's a little hint in this chapter as to why this story is called Twisted Jinxing, besides the joke with Owl, cuz whenever a character says there's no way something will happen, it has a 99.99% chance that it will happen. Anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

- Tinyfin.