The Star Squirrel Hostage Crisis

by SWEETOLEBOB18

Chapter 2 Day 1 letters are written & Spike is displeased

Dear Princess Celestia

Today, I have ascended into a higher life form!

Last night, I was LARPing and consumed MANY magic potions. Today, I was transmuted from a Pony into a Hangover! I am going forth to let the glorious news be spread: The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead! No, wait, that was last year and she isn't dead. She turned into your sister, Princess Luna. Unless....Maybe she IS dead. You only ever see her at night, she could be a vampire. If she's a vampire, ask her how she combs her mane if she can't see her reflection in mirrors.

Your most faithful student
Pinkie

P.S.
I was at that party with her. She was dressed as Pink Beard the Pirate. Twilight was upset that Pinkie was using Starswhirl costume without permission but Pinkie said "Star Squirrel owes it to me for letting Derpy drop his spell book on my head"

Twilight said "It's not his fault that Derpy did that and don't call him Star Squirrel"

Pinkie said "It is too his fault because it's his book, and I call him Star Squirrel because he's nuts"

Then, they both started fighting. Can't you get me out of here? I'm tired of being the only sane person in this lunatic asylum

Spike