I Say, Don't Let Go

by TimesX

Chapter 1

As the sun traveled behind the mountains and the birds back to their warm homes, the moon rose slowly to replace its sister alongside shimmering stars. Night crept up on Ponyville bearing cold hands. More often than not, lanterns were blown out, lights switched off, and darkness allowed to spread across everypony’s rooms until all of Equestria was swallowed up by darkness, only countered by the soft glow of the moon.

It was time.

Pinkie Pie stood in the middle of the Everfree Forest with a large brown sack in one hoof and a matchstick in the other. She looked at the stack of firewood neatly arranged in front of her and lit it up with the match. She then pulled out a large cauldron and carefully placed it atop the fire. She added water and a multitude of ingredients she had acquired from Sugarcube Corner and stirred them all together until the contents of the pot turned to a sickly shade of slime green.

“This is sure to work,” Pinkie menacingly smiled, “there’s no doubt that the powerful deity that controls the balance of Equestria will show itself before me, and then after me—but wait! If the deity shows itself to me, then won't there be no balance in Equestria for a teeny tiny second? Should I stop? Will Equestria suddenly tilt to one side if I succeed? But Ponyville isn’t in the center... no, maybe it is? I should look at my map!” Pinkie pulled a brown parchment from her mane and examined it.

“Ponyville isn’t in the center!” Pinkie exclaimed with wide eyes. She suddenly snapped back to reality when a drop of the green slime landed on her hoof. “Ow, that hurt!" she gasped, "Oh right, I was doing something!”.

Pinkie took out a number of objects from her sack—some of which Pinkie knew did not belong to the world of Equestria.

“Hmm, an Applejack plushie made by ‘4de’?" Pinkie eyed the rest of the contents. Two stand-outs were a black rectangular paper with the words ‘Steam Gift Card, 50$’ and a different kind of black rectangle, this time made of a hard material with a certain portion covered in glass. Pinkie was unsure whether Zecora’s instructions were going to work, but she knew she had to try.

Pinkie picked up the strange rectangular-

WHOA whoa whoa... wait. Is that a Wacom Cintique 24HD Pen Display? That’s awesome! Holy sh-

“Aha!” Pinkie shouted “There you are author!”

What? Is she talking to me?

“Yes I’m talking to you! Listen! I need your help with my friend-“

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a large gust of wind which contained powder from amnesia flowers passed by Pinkie’s muzzle. She wobbled a bit at the intoxicating smell of the powder and began to slowly-

“Hey! That’s not what I’m doing!” Pinkie shouted,

A few meters from her a pack of timberwolves-

“Stop it!” Pinkie exclaimed

Her shout was in vain, because miles away an earth-

“Hey!” Pinkie waved at the stars.

Tirek broke loose from-

Pinkie suddenly grabbed the pen tablet with her hooves and prepared to smash the 24HD exclusive-extremely-expensive tablet on to the ground with her full power (which was more than enough to break the item) and-

Fine! You win, just... just put the pen down Pinkie. Tell me everything.

“Well, it all started when I woke up-“

On second thought make a one liner out of it.

Pinkie opened her mouth to draw in breath, “Twilight likes Rainbow Dash but she can’t find a way because she has never had any experiences with this and this is really bothering me and bothering all of Equestria because it’s getting worse and worse because now because Heart’s and Hooves day is just by the corner and she’s afraid that Rainbow doesn’t like her back and she’ll be alone and sad and more sad even more sadder than the saddest mare that EVER EXISTED-“

Pinkie, I get the point.

“-and I can’t take that you know because she’s my friend and I feel really bad if any of my friends feel bad and I’m just 'I HAVE TO HELP THEM'-“

Pinkie, just-

"-BECAUSE I'M THEIR FRIEND and then I asked Oatmeal about it and he didn't reply so I was like 'Oatmeal are you crazy'-'"

Pinkie! I get it ok? I get your point.

“You do?” Pinkies eyes went wide.

At the very least the main idea, Yes, Pinkie, I do. Just get on with it Now what in the world do you want me to do?

Pinkie rubbed her hooves together with menacing eyes and a devilish look on her face, “Nothing much hehehe.”

Comments

[Danielhdn99]

TimesX this chapter was awesome and I can't wait to read the other chapter and This is actually going very good, and I will say this chapter deserves 9/10.

[Blackdust]

That's Pinkie for you!

[Shameless Autism]

[Gypsy Heart]

That was sooo random! Soooooooooo Pinkie

[Vupsi]

Okay, THAT was genius!
No one can resist the Wacom Cintique 24HD Pen Display