Crashing The Party.

Crash Bandicoot, all around awesome guy, decides to take a vacation from his island home and visits Equestria, what happens when the Mane 6 try to force him home? Chaos, that's what. Short, possibly one shot.

Ever Been So Mad?

A guy gets sent to Equestria, blah blah blah, blatant racist mini horses, blah blah blah, he gets mad and blows up one day after dealing with everypony being afraid of him for several years. Oh, he also kicks a manticore in the balls while playing a guitar while a magical nuke goes off in the background. One shot.

A Walk In The Park.

They said it would be easy, well... it wasn't. The mission was a complete clusterfuck from the moment they launched the Invaders. Now, one heavily armed ISA Marine must haul ass if he wants to get out of the ponies grasp alive. No, he doesn't want to be friends. No, he doesn't care that he punched a child in the face. No, he doesn't respect the ponies or their weak guard. He has fought Helghans on his home world, their home world and has been watching the ungrateful bastards destroy his planet for too long to give a fuck about some ponies. Evasion and fighting back at the ponies attempts to make him peaceful, he's kicking ass and taking names. Long, lot's of dead guards and others that try to befriend him.

Your Human Empress/Emperor and You

So, what the MC character wasn't expecting, was being sent to the frigid Tundra above Equestria, or being captured by intelligent ponies and waking up in a cage. Now, after escaping her cage in a snowstorm, killing some slaver king and crowning himself/herself emperor/empress of the Crystal Empire, she finally can expect something... too bad it's gonna be some pony pricks coming to dethrone her in two weeks. But, the MC is smart, and the first rule of power is you gotta have respect and admiration to stay in charge. YHaY, the humans are stupid, no MC leading a epic war against slavery or anything. Just a whole lot of political nonsense and power playing to keep a supposed animal from leading sentient ponies. Oh, and a assassination attempt.

Fliq The Scriqt.

In a world where MLP and HTF are in each other's places, MLP being a highly violent internet series and HTF being a Hasbro tv show, what happens when one "Friendly" is displaced as Flippy? Will he be stuck in an Equestria where death is an everyday occurrence or will he have to deal with learning that the MLP he knows and doesn't like isn't the one he's sent to while simultaneously dealing with PTS (or PTSD) and trying to kill every pony. Displaced

And of course the way Celestia is written in the same way of basically every other fic still pisses me off. You write a great fic but the way you and basically everyone else just pisses me off. Any way have a merry whatever it is that you celebrate.

6746686 Thanks but I don't have any experience with writing a smart Celestia, so I said Fuck it and wrote her as a sub par ruler.

6746764 why not write her as how you would act if you were her

6746496 your emperor and you.
The protagonist preaches objectivism and sets up a government similar to the USA.
The crystal ponies decide he should be the first president.

Seen reference to this DK thing in another displaced story, but not a link. Is it *shudders* real?

6746993 I thought you wanted a smart Celestia, not a even dumber one. No, just... no. Maybe set it up so that if she disappears then a democracy will be established and alicorns can't rule three times in a row and other rules to prevent a total, alicorn rule.
6747245 I felt like just beating him ever since the first time I read a story involving him. I also felt like he was only a minor nuance and deserved more hate so I gave him a Fall of Equestria back story to give other people more reason to kick his ass.

Two pints a day keeps insanity at bay
~Envy20 2016

Can't wait for the next chapter.

6747594 Did you continued by clicking on the crossover link?

6747606
Why yes, I did. And it was an amazing chapter.

6747416 i thought that would make her smarter

Is She going to be nerly immoral cus little sissters have so much Adam in them thay have deadpool/ wolverine style healfacters. Also the princesses actens were justified Teresa is a living bomb if the magic becoms to much. Plus plus the alicorns were probebl the strongest non evil thing in eqestrea and probebly associated power with evil exluding her self. At lest thats what the lockness monster said. [youtube=www.youtube.com/watchv=9cn7xfBpZ3M]

6749294 In that order; No, little sister's are no where near immortal, they have a near instantaneous healing speed, but if you break their legs, they'll heal at whatever position they were in, resulting in you having to break their legs again and again until they heal in a normal position. As to the princesses being justified, read the crossover chapter and see how they felt.

While I can understand a statute of limitations on their past crimes, brainwashed or otherwise, didn't they just steal blood meant for transfusions, something that a regular pony might otherwise think would become all the more necessary with two previously petrified criminals "wrecking havoc" as it were?

6756322 School of medicine. No, I have no idea what packs of blood would be doing in a school of medicine.

Theresa-If I get pony aids then I'll shoot you in your gut and leave you to die in a hole somewhere.
Mr. Cee- Ditto.

Okay. So, I'm going to keep working over a new ending to this chapter, split it and make the next chapter. Busy today.

From the long description:

Come on Mr Cee

Gross.

6817524 A fellow Runied-by-the-internetian, I see.

6909170 I want to ruin the Alvis arc, but no spoilers.

May one do a crossover with you?

My written spanish may have been flunking, but my spanish cursing was always grade A.

That is because it is easier to remember