Horseplay

by Awesomo3000

Always works

Author's Note:

Set in Equestria

"I'm sorry, kids, this movie's rated R." The mare in the theatre booth shook her head at the three fillies before her.

"Awww..." the Cutie Mark Crusaders moaned as they walked away dejectedly.

"Girls!" a voice snapped. The three of them turned to see Rarity glaring down at them.

"What were you three thinking?" she asked sternly.

"Well, umm..." Apple Bloom stuttered.

"You'll need this!" Rarity held up a trenchcoat with a hat and sunglasses, her glare instantly melting into a smile.

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"Enjoy the movie!" the mare in the booth called after the staggering pony in the trenchcoat, Sweetie Belle's head with the hat and glasses sticking out of the top, along with eight orange and yellow legs underneath.