No Pizza in Ponyville

by AngryPenguin

Not More Than Five Nights, Please!

“What, in Equestria, is that thing?!” A white unicorn shrieked.

Freddy was not amused at her choice of words. He didn’t know if he should be offended or not.

“It looks like a bear or somethin’.” An orange pony with a stetson hat said.

“Are you kidding, AJ? It’s obviously a robot.” The blue pony with wings flew up to him and glared at him, suspiciously. “Are you here to destroy us with your lazer vision and dangerous weapons?”

Freddy facepalmed, again. Something told him he’d be doing that a lot.

“It’s okay, girls. I accidentally brought him here with a spell I was experimenting with.” Twillight assured them.

“He reeks!” The white pony held her nose.

Freddy tilted his head, then scanned himself. If only he had smell sensors.

“What’s going on?” A tiny dragon appeared behind Twilight, rubbing his eyes. “I was just resting my-“ He pointed his finger at Freddy and gasped. “What is that thing?!”

Twilight rolled her eyes and explained it to the dragon.

“Okay, I’m going back to bed. I have had enough freaky stuff for one day.” The dragon said, walking back into the library.

“How are you gonna get him back, Twi?” Applejack asked.

“I’m not sure, yet. I’ll have to keep him here until I can figure it out.” She replied.

The six ponies and Freddy went into the library. They introduced themselves and smothered him with more questions. Freddy could do nothing but stand there and watch as they poked and prodded him.

He was not happy about it, either.

Leaning over to Fluttershy, he quietly hissed something in her ear. She nodded.

“Um, Freddy says, can you guys please let him be?”

The other five stared, but agreed. Freddy sighed, relieved, they would leave him alone. Pinkie Pie hopped on his head, making his endoskeleton scream with protests.

“This calls for a party!” She slammed a party hat on his head.

Before she could do anything else, Freddy grabbed her by the shoulders and made her look at him while he sternly shook his head.

“Oh. O-okay. No parties then.” She smiled, nervously.

He put her down and patted her head. Good pony.

Several hours passed, and night was approaching. The others had left, leaving only Fluttershy, Twilight, and Freddy in the library.

“I don’t understand. The spell I was experimenting with was only to create a miniature black hole. It must have dragged poor Freddy through, bringing him into our universe.” Twilight’s mane was slightly messy as she explained, frantically flipping through pages in several books.

“Can’t you just open another black hole and send him back to his world?” Fluttershy spoke up.

“No. I’m afraid, if I do, he might not go back to his universe, but another. It can be at random, to put it simply. I’ll have to find a way to direct the portal to where it needs to be.” Twilight explained.

Freddy’s eye twitched. There was no telling when he would go back home!

He quickly grabbed Twilight and squawked more gibberish.

“He wants to know when you’ll be able to send him back. He’s worried about the children.” Fluttershy said.

Twilight’s eyes widened and her pupils shrunk at the sight of Freddy being in her face. “I-I’m going to try and get you home within the next couple of days. If I can’t, Princess Celestia will know what to do.”

Freddy dropped her. His eyes widened as his anger grew. He then let her have it.

Twilight and Flutteshy hid behind a table as he screamed and knocked over furniture. He was absolutely infuriated! If she had never experimented with that stupid spell, he would have never even left home! He continued making horrifying noises until his head flew off. The spring under his suit must have collapsed under the stress. The two ponies screamed and held onto each other for dear life as Freddy’s head landed in front of them.

He growled as his body picked up his head and locked it back in place. He faced the cowering mares and sympathized. They were doing the best they could and he frightened them. Freddy almost felt bad for them.

His mouth opened, but he hesitated to say anything. Instead, he looked down and walked to the door. He thought it best to leave them alone while they worked on the spell.

Freddy found a park bench and sat down, propping his head in his hands. He wanted to go back to the pizzeria. Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy were probably worried. A shadow passed by him. His nightvision activated, allowing him to see the green outline of a dragon-like creature.

“Well, well, well. What do we have here?” The creature slithered around Freddy, smirking.

“You seem be from a different world. A different dimension! Can you speak?” He said.

Just as Freddy opened his mouth, the draconequus shushed him. “Don’t tell me. Twilight summoned you here by accident.”

Freddy nodded.

“I see. And they are currently working on a way to get you back?”

He nodded, again.
“Excellent. Of course, I am the only one who can alter a black hole’s path. You can call me Discord.” He bowed in front of Freddy.

Freddy shrugged. His confusion was started to show.

Discord chuckled. “I will send you back, myself, but I need a favor, first.”

Freddy thought a moment, then nodded.

“Good.” He rubbed his hands together and cackled, evilly.

He didn’t know why Discord wanted him to scare the rulers of Equestria. It was odd, indeed, but it was a small price to pay to get back. Freddy waited in the closet of the royal palace until he could catch Celestia before she retired for the night.

“I will see to it that the Crystal Empire be informed of the celebration. Good night, Luna.” He heard a motherly voice from outside the closet. He heard the door close. He signaled to the hidden Discord who was disguised as a lamp. The draconequus blinked once, making the lanterns go dim. Celestia darted her eyes back and forth. “Who’s there?”

Freddy activated the music box in his throat and opened the closet door so that she could see his face light up and blink.
Her horn ignited. Just as she was about to attack, his face darkened and the music stopped. All was silent. Then, he jumped from the closet and let out the most inhuman screech anyone’s ever heard. She backed into the wall and started breathing rapidly.

Freddy stood in front of her, still as a board. His hands were raised above her head to intimidate the princess.

She nearly fainted, until Discord laughed maniacally.

“You should have seen your face!” He howled.

Freddy turned off the lights in his eyes and raised his brows at the guffawing Discord.

Princess Celestia stared, fear in her eyes. “I-I don’t understand.”

Discord snapped his fingers and a tub of popcorn appeared in his claws. “Don’t you see, Tia? This was probably the best prank I have ever pulled. Just to see you that scared, intrigued me!”

She glared. “Discord! I should turn you to stone for this!” She jabbed a shaken hoof at Freddy. “And you! Who are you? Where do you reside?”

Freddy shrunk down into his shoulders and let out a quiet hiss of static.

“He says he is quite sorry. See, my friend isn’t from here.” Discord put his arm around Freddy. “You star pupil accidentally brought him here and is currently trying to find a way to send him back. I offered to help him if he helped me. I must say, it was totally worth it!” He chuckled.

Celestia seemed to relax a little, but she was still angry. “Very well, but as soon as possible, he needs to be sent back. I don’t want to upset the balance of things here. As for you,” She glared at Discord. “You will go back to where you live and never come to my castle, again.”

“Sheesh, can’t take a joke.” Discord mumbled.

Freddy had a hard time processing what had just happened. No matter. He would finally be getting back!

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