Ok, you surprised me by making him actually trying to do something about it. I thought he spent this whole time "under showers", and didn't even noticed she's gone. +1 for you.
He lived in icy icy Canada, no lizards for miles, then one day a friend of his back from the unfucked times decided to show him a video of a komoto dragon eating some goats. From that day forward Able swore a deathly vengeance against lizards of any kind.
Hang on, send her shaved head in a box or send the hair from her head in a box? The latter seems to make more sense but the wording made it sound like the former.
What about Flash?
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What about Flash....
Ok, you surprised me by making him actually trying to do something about it. I thought he spent this whole time "under showers", and didn't even noticed she's gone. +1 for you.
5839662 Eh, good point
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Even ignoring Flash
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Still, not many I expect.
What's with Able's hatred of Spike anyway?
5839641 Imagine how long it takes if the guards takes "breaks" at each house they search, if you know what I mean.
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Able's hatred of Spike is very easy to sum up.
He lived in icy icy Canada, no lizards for miles, then one day a friend of his back from the unfucked times decided to show him a video of a komoto dragon eating some goats. From that day forward Able swore a deathly vengeance against lizards of any kind.
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Really...really interested in guard gay sex...aren't ya?
5839777 ...With the ponies living in the house.
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...What?
5839832 ...Fuck the occupants after searching their house... Why do you have to make everything about gay sex?
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...Go...go write the gay guard rape...for great justice.
5839858 Why would I write about gay guard rape? I never mentioned rape.
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...Guard gigolo service?
That's fucked up but it might just work.
And thus concludes Cadence's date night with Able.
Hang on, send her shaved head in a box or send the hair from her head in a box? The latter seems to make more sense but the wording made it sound like the former.
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>rape
If I was good at writing, I'd write some greentext about guard rape...or something here, because you want it, I guess.
Glad it turned out to be ineptitude rather then him not caring.
That's it? Try working at Amazon during Holiday season. You'll walk more than three times that in a week. Shining, you're going soft.