Dr. Whooves' Diary - A Derpy Romance

by Sergeant Snuggles

Day 5-9

-Day 5-
-Morning-

Dear Diary.

I wanted to ask if you could talk back, is it even possible?
Probably not, guess that is just my wishful thinking.
It would be easier to ask advice if you were able to talk back, can you?
I guess I'll take your silence as a no, but anyway...
I had pancakes this morning, I ate them with lemon and sugar.

Sincerely Dr. Whooves.

-Day 5-
-Afternoon-

Dear Diary.

I sent Princess Celestia a letter, asking if she was able to set up a big night for Derpy and I.
I am awaiting a reply, I just want to set up a big date for Derpy and I.

Sincerely Dr. Whooves.

-Day 6-
-Morning-

Dear Diary.

I was tired last night, so I wasn't able to put my writing in you.
Princess Celestia still hasn't replied yet, kinda stressing out over it.
I ate a hay sandwhich for breakfast.

Sincerely Dr. Whooves.

-Day 6-
-Afternoon-

Dear Diary.

I hope you don't mind but I ripped out a page from you and drew a picture, sorry.

Sincerely Dr. Whooves.

-Day 6-
-Night-

Dear Diary.

I have alot of uneventful days, not much enjoyment.
Note to self: Get off ass and do something.

Sincerely Dr. Whooves.

-Day 7-
-Morning-

Dear Diary.

I have planned things out today.
First I must go to the joke shop and get jokes to write down better jokes, then I am off to Canterlot to see what the deal is with Princess Celestia.
Long day ahead...

Sincerely Dr. Whooves.

-Day 7-
-Night-

Dear Diary.

I am pissed off, I went to see Princess Celestia in Canterlot yet when I got there, the Princess just said "I do not negotiate in pony relationships, have a nice day."
Now I only have 2 days to plan the big date, how will I do this?
Ugh...Well atleast I got a good joke, want to hear it?

(Silence)

Right you can't talk...

Did you hear about the guy who ate 1000 cans of baked beans? He had a fart attack.

(Silence)

Did you like the joke?
Diary, did you like the joke!?

Ahhhh! I am going insane!

Sincerely Dr. Whooves.

-Day 9-
-Morning-

Dear Diary.

Shit!
I slept all day yesterday, it is one more day until the big date and I don't have anything planned!
Well Diary... I am off to break the bad news to Derpy.

Sincerely Dr. Whooves.

-Day 9-
-Night-

Dear Diary.

Derpy cried for ages, I counted 6 hours.
I guess no big date...
Uh... Diary, what do I do?
Right...

Sincerely Dr. Whooves.

Author's Note:

How did y'all like Dr. Whooves descent into madness?
Do you think he will get a big date?
Only time will tell!

As always, constructive criticism is always wanted, welcomed and appreciated.
Just don't kill me...

Comments

[ragingfangirl]

I hope u don't mind but I drew on your face... I apologize

[ragingfangirl]

the doctors slow descendent to madness...im cool with that. also when he ask if the diary could talk I started saying : NO TALK TO ME! don't worry doctor your not the only one going crazy!