Yes... More of this story pleases the council of shadowy figures... Thou shalt never waver in thy strength Thou shall always grow in volume The Tritone Paradox of thy Shepard's Tone
5333105 Also, your profile pic is fucking perfect for that comment
5333167 Oh, I seem to have gotten the attention of the council of shadowy figures. I don't know if that's a good thing... Well, I'm glad you're enjoying the story at any rate.
Well there is quite a bit of variation in sizes. Elasticity is another factor, as would be how much one can press against the labia majora without passing through entirely. In the end, as long as you're both comfortable when active and are enjoying things...what else matters? It just struck me as a little odd, and the explanation is adequate.
Look on the bright side. Your wife won't be going to the ER for an emergency flashlight removal any time soon.
5448277 No she won't, I could easily retrieve any lost flashlight from there. It does beg the question though as to why she put a flashlight in there in the first place?
You'd be shocked how often cylindrical, or even just vaguely round, objects end up lodged in orifices. Flashlights, shampoo bottles, soda bottles, pickle jars, light bulbs, broom handles, sausage links, batteries, sex toys, quarters, crack pipes, drug baggies, billiard balls.
5448522 I... am now scared for life. Some of those I can understand, others... How do people think these things are a good idea!? One of the vaginal insertions was a 10" steak knife! On what planet is that a good idea!?
I loved it! I'm happy that Twi was ready to tell her secret to the friends she knows cares about her no matter what.
Yes...
More of this story pleases the council of shadowy figures...
Thou shalt never waver in thy strength
Thou shall always grow in volume
The Tritone Paradox of thy Shepard's Tone
5333105
Also, your profile pic is fucking perfect for that comment
5333105 Thank you!
5333167 Oh, I seem to have gotten the attention of the council of shadowy figures. I don't know if that's a good thing... Well, I'm glad you're enjoying the story at any rate.
I'm with Pinkie on this
Woot Woot!that was great
5334070
5334144
Thank you!
Continuity issue: dialogue takes place Wednesday at the picnic, not Sunday afternoon. Should read Sunday morning.
5448250
Well there is quite a bit of variation in sizes. Elasticity is another factor, as would be how much one can press against the labia majora without passing through entirely. In the end, as long as you're both comfortable when active and are enjoying things...what else matters? It just struck me as a little odd, and the explanation is adequate.
Look on the bright side. Your wife won't be going to the ER for an emergency flashlight removal any time soon.
5448277 No she won't, I could easily retrieve any lost flashlight from there. It does beg the question though as to why she put a flashlight in there in the first place?
5448297
You'd be shocked how often cylindrical, or even just vaguely round, objects end up lodged in orifices. Flashlights, shampoo bottles, soda bottles, pickle jars, light bulbs, broom handles, sausage links, batteries, sex toys, quarters, crack pipes, drug baggies, billiard balls.
No, I'm not joking. These things get tracked.
5448522 I... am now scared for life. Some of those I can understand, others... How do people think these things are a good idea!? One of the vaginal insertions was a 10" steak knife! On what planet is that a good idea!?
5448903
I don't think a planet exists where it is a good idea. Chances are that a good idea doesn't end up with you in the emergency room.
Rarity and Fluttershy should really get a room.