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Ch.1: Disapproval, a Fight Between Siblings, Big Mac vs. Applejack!1,026 words
Ch.2: Big Mac vs. Piston Hondo Flanks!1,395 words
Ch.3: Big Mac vs. Harry Hugger!1,006 words
Ch.4: Passing the Torch! Big Mac vs. Little Mac!1,025 words
Ch.5: Big Mac vs. Great Armor!1,468 words
Ch.6: Title Bout: Big Mac vs. Blue Flamenco!1,310 words

Ch.3: Big Mac vs. Harry Hugger!

Big Mac walked down the hall feeling a bit awkward.

"What's wrong, you feel a bit out of it."

"Will this count as animal cruelty?"

"This is boxing organization applies to all species, besides, didn't you just defeat a minotuar and draconques in the minor circuit?"

"You have a good point."

Then they entered the ring.

"Black Kirin we got some major beasts in the ring tonight!"

"Yep!"

"Oh, hello Big Mac, hi Spike!"

"Hey there Fluttershy, what are you doing here?" Asked Big Mac.

"I'm Harry's translator, since Bears aren't sentient!"

"Oh, right!"

"Now remember Harry, no bad language!"

"Grooooaaaaar!"

"Don't you take that tone of voice with me mister, unless you want the stare!"

"Roar, rooooaaar roooaaar!"

"Then Pinkie promise that you will say no profanity when I translate!"

Then he nodded his head!

"In this corner, he'll maul you, he'll steal your honey, he'll eat your aquarium's fish! It's Harry Huger!"

Then everyone booed!

"Fluttershy, you still haven't gotten my son a new goldfish!"

"Dang it Fluttershy, that bear left a permanent butt groove on my favorite tree! Now whenever I lean on it, all I smell is fart!"

"Better watch yourself Harry, because it's almost open season!"

"Eek!"

"And in this corner, The Ponyville High Jigolo..." Then Ember was cut-off.

"W-w-what? Jigolo?"

"Yes, as you can see here in this copy of the Ponyville High yearbook of XXXX, generously given to me by Berry Punch, it shows that Big Mac was the school man whore in his high school years!"

"What the...well, no wonder there's a teen rating!"

Big Mac then blushed.

"Well, in any case, give it up for Big Mac!"

Then the audience, mostly girls cheered!

"Oh, I remember when you ravaged me in the locker when you were the Horse Hung Duck!" Said Helia.

"Thank you for giving my girl experience, she really knows how to please me in bed!" Said Comet Star.

"You got your cream all over my teeth!" Said Colgate!

"Mommy, what's a jigolo and a man whore?"

"When you're older."

It was a great uproar.

"Wow, I'm embarrassed now to call you my friend." Said Spike.

"J-just start the round, I don't wanna lollygag any longer!"

"Very well, round 1, fight!" Spike declared.

Harry went to his left for a left hook! Big Mac then countered! Harry went to his right then did a left hook which was countered! So Big Mac could get a star!

"Roar groarrrr roar!"

"He said, damn you!"

"Fluttershy, language! There are children here! Another outburst like that and Harry is disqualified!" Spike warned.

"But it wan't me, it was Harry!"

Then Spike and Fluttershy had a stare off, like Dan and Chris in that one scene of Dan vs. New Mexico! Then they stopped and Spike was the one who won!

"You're in for it now!" Then Harry tried to Bear hug, but was countered with a star uppercut knocking him down.

"1...2...3...4..." Then Harry got up!

"Roar!"

"Urk!"

"Come-on, come-on, fight!" Spike declared.

"Harry is not ready for hibernation just yet!"

"Black Kirin, that was such a bad joke!" Then Ember face palmed.

Then Harry Hugger began dancing and as soon as Harry's belly was right in front, Big Mac jabbed him, getting a star!

"Roarrr rrrrroarrr grrr!"

"Ow, my dinner!!" Fluttershy translated

Then Harry tried to do a left hook but was countered again so Big Mac could get another star.

"Dang, even though Harry has the fastest hook, Big Mac just out sped him!" commented Ember.

Then Harry did a 2nd taunt where he stuck his tongue out and began flapping at Big Mac. Big Mac then jabbed him, getting a 3rd star, knocking him down!

"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..."

"ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!!!"

"It was just a roar this time" Fluttershy said.

Then Harry prepared himself!

" *Gasp!* He's gonna use his special!" Announced Ember!

"Yeah Ember, he's gonna use the sticky smash! 1st, bees cover the opponent in honey, causing the target to get sticky, then Harry sticks both of his fists to the stuck target, then begins treating the opponents head like a paddle ball!"

Big Mac saw the swarm coming, he looked very closely for the queen, then when he spotted her, Big Mac punched! Sending the now dazed queen at Harry, then the honey got all over Harry! Then Big Mac stuck one of his fists to Harry, then backed-up until he was at the other edge of the mat! Then Big Mac jerked his honey fist causing Harry to fly towards him, then he star uppercutted Harry, sending out of the ring!

*Thud!*

"Oh-my! Harry, are you okay?"

"Raoar!"

"Ring out!" Spike declared!

"Big Mac, well done!" Said Cheerilee and Fancy Pants.

"Honey, you were so so brave taking on that bear!"

"Splendid Big Macintosh my boy, ready for the next challenge?"

"Eeyup!"

"Ju ju ju, that's what I like to hear."

Later that night inside Big Mac's dream...

"Hey there Big Mac!"

"Who are you?"