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Instant Digression - tytyvm

Author: tytyvm

Prompt: How did Celesta and/or Luna really get their ability to control the sun/moon?

Title: Instant Digression


Pit…pat…pit…pat
Just one more step.

Pit…pat…pit…pat
Just one more time.

Pit…pat…pit…pat
Just one more go.

Pit…pat…pit…pat
Just one more stretch.

Pit…pat…pit…pat
Just one more…

Pit…pat…screech…thump
Just one more night.
You stir. Releasing a soft moan, your eyes take note of a blurred world before you. Your body is encased by a thick brown sludge; muscles like tough stake.

Chp…chp-chp…wiz…chp…chp
The moon filled sky is lit by sparkling red streaks of fire. You take note of the brilliant display before reminding yourself:
Just one more day.

Like a politician, you body decides to do jack-shit. Grinding your teeth, you manage a slow crawl through the less than solid ground; dazzling shadows gracing the night for mere moments of time, flashing lights that give the dark a glossy glow. Dirt now takes shelter beneath your nails; boots sloshing in the liquid earth.
Just one more climb.

Your left arm fails to find purchase as one of the many dazzlingly lights chastises you for raising the limb a bit too high. You hear a static screech come from you side, followed by a mash of rapid, heated gibberish.
Just one more dea-

“Will you Shut-The-Hell-Up already?”
Wu-

“Lulu, I swear to all that is holy, if you don’t stop playing modern warfare, I’m going to go medieval on you’re a-“

“You’re just mad I get all the bitches Celly!”
And it was true, Celly indeed wanted the bitches.

Oh, hi you two! I’m making you both ponies that control the Moon and Sun-bye-now!
“Wu-“

FIN