Endless Dreamer

by Tineid

Interlude: The Endless Dreamer

~ rabbits that fly ~ parasprites throw parties ~ chessboard sky ~ screaming doorknobs ~ cider ignores gravity ~ apple trees demand unionization ~

Maybe? No, Applejack is far too uptight to find that as humorous as myself.

~ Tartarus ejects everything ~ water into wine ~ Gummy learns to speak ~ carnivorous butterflies ~ earth ponies become pegasi become unicorns become earth ponies ~ mushrooms grow rapidly on everything ~ the moon has been doubled ~ vaudeville act all about me ~

Oh yes, that one will be fun. I'll keep that one for an opportune time.

~ blue ponies become were-dolphins ~ houses are mazes ~ turnips are hallucinogenic ~ He Who is Dead but Dreaming awakens (again) ~ books recite their contents ~ Luna ~ dragons hoard cutlery ~ fingers for everypony ~ chickens achieve nirvana ~ the ground is a trampoline ~

I'm betting Pinkie Pie will back me up on that one. And who could get mad at little old me when Pinkie Pie is on my side?

~ Princess Winona ~ quarry eels in cupboards ~ Ponyville Mesa ~ Luna ~ millipede muffins ~ origami throne room ~ re-roll ponies' stats ~ Angel is an Ursa Minor (Lepus Minor? Cuniculus Minor?) ~ everypony's ears are party cannons ~ Luna Luna Applebloom ~

Those are just names, not an idea... What is the matter with me today?

~ Canterlot library is nothing but fan fiction ~ grass sings ~ an Interdimensional Kinetic Entity visits town ~ caterpillars play the fluglehorn ~ rocket Tank ~ Luna Applebloom Luna Applebloom ~ bedrooms are swimming pools ~ roller-skates for everypony ~ Luna Luna Luna ~ tree is a living gazebo ~

I must give that one as a gift to Fluttershy next time I see her, she'll be simply delighted!