Neophyte

by Blitzer Sparks

False Personality Ch. 6

Keith walked out of the ally, and stretched "I'll have to get used to this, but it will be easy" Keith walked back into the bar

"Keith where ya been buddy" Time came stumbling up to him

"Yes Keith I do believe Luna and I deserve an explanation on where you have been, right Luna?" Ranger asked a very wasted Luna who was currently throwing up in some random vase.

Keith cleared his voice "I was umm... Taking a leak?"

"Hmm fair enough" Time slurred

"Hey how com your not drunk too?" Ace asked

"Umm high tolerance?"

"Naw that can't be it you had more than me, we even had a drink off" Ace started to get into Keith face

"Well maybe you have become so drunk I'm not"

"... You win this round Keith"

Keith walked over to an empty table, and sat down. "Ugh that was to close, I need to start messing up this creatures life . . . And I think I have just the way to do so" Keith eyes turned green and flashed two fangs and a smile

----------Somewhere else------------

Keith woke up in the middle of a Forest "Oh for fucks sake, I know I wasn't that drunk last night" shouted holding his only to bring his hand to his face too find blood over his hand, and that he was naked except for the necklace Shining Armor had given him. "Well time to figure out where the hell I am, Frost, Match, can you both come here?" A blue and red mist seeped from Keith's body and condensed into the Phoenix, and Windago.

"How can we be of assistance Master/Sir?" Match and Frost recited at the same time

"First, I'm feeling abandoned so I'd like some company. Secondly, the fuck are we?"

"Well males never were the best with directions so why don't we ask for some, Master?" Frost said

"NEVER!!!" Keith and Match yelled

"Match I want you to scout the area then report back"

"Yes Sir, I'll be back soon" Match then took off into the sky

"And Frost I need you're help, can you freeze this wound?"

"Of course Master" Frost breathed icy winds onto the wound and froze it

"Now if you don't mind Frost, could you use you're magic on this amulet?"

"Of course I am always happy to serve you, Master" Frost said with a wink

"Umm. . . What?" Frost used her magic on the amulet. The amulet started to glow blue, then a wave of blue engulfed Keith's body. A blue wizards cap with a golden ring around it spawned on his head, followed by a blue shirt with golden stitching, then dark blue jeans, a pair of light blue running shoes formed on his feet as he was floating in the air from the amulet, and then to finish it off a black cloak with no hood covered his body and cloths. Keith was placed back on the ground. "Thanks Frost"

"Your welcome Master" Frost spoke inside Keith head

"Wait Sir" Match came and landed on my shoulder "We are in the dead center of the Everfree Forest, and Ponyville is that way" Match pointed to the north area

"Well I think we sould walk" Keith stated

"Well we don't have much of a choice, look up sir" Match showed Keith how the trees were restricting take off

"Well then lets get too it" Keith said as Match seeped into his body, and started to walk to Ponyville. That was until he heard a growl right behind him. Keith quickly spun around coming face to face with a manticore. "Aww Fuck" Keith was then bitch smacked by the paw of the manticore and flung through several thick trees. Keith stood up and wiped the grim off his face "This is going to be our most interesting walk ever, IGNITE" Keith rushed the manticore with a ferocious battle cry.

-----------Meanwhile Elsewhere-----------

"Keith what the hay are you doing!?" Ranger asked / yelled at Keith.

"I don't know what you're talking about" Keith said then imeadiatly went back to making out with the random mare

"KEITH!!!" Rarity shouted

Keith turned his attention to Rarity only to be slapped across the face and see her crying and running back to the boutique "yes as long as I keep this up I'll ruin his life and get the emotion" Keith whispered to himself as he watched Ranger run after Rarity.

Then Ranger came back shortly after and shouted "WERE THROUGH YOU PEICE OF SHIT" Ranger then bolted off for the train satiation.

"Yes this is going to be perfect" Keith continued to kiss the random mare

----------Back in the Everfree---------

"How many does that make Match?" Keith asked

"27 manticores defeated 3 of them dead and 1 captured"

"Man it's good to have tamed the alpha, isn't that right Tom?" Keith grabbed the mane of the manticore he was riding and whispered into his ear "Right Tom"

All the manticore did was soil itself, whimper and nod

"Good, now run in that direction Tom" Keith demanded. All the poor manticore could do was whimper and run

---------Back at Ponyvillle--------

"All according to plan" Keith chuckled to himself "Now let ruin His and Luna's relation"

"Hello Keith may I ask why Rarity is crying and ruining her home?"

"Actually you can ask but I hope your prepared horse" Keith snickered

"I'm sorry, what?" Luna asked in shock

"You heard me horse, now let me tell you something I am tired of you and the few mares I'm stuck with, when in reality I can have all the love I want" Keith said with a snicker

"W-What has gotten into you Keith?" Luna asked with tears in her eyes

"Three annoying mares, thats what. Now, move" Keith shoved Luna out of the way.

Luna fell to the ground in tears. She stood back up and looked at the now walking away Keith "I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!" Luna shouted then skyrocketed off to the castle causing a sonic boom. The tiara fell from her head and clattered to the ground

"Perfect now with that accursed Princess Luna out of the way, Generosity whining like a baby, his partner emotionally unstable, and no one around who will love him I think I'll take my leave before he arrives soon" Keith ran to the Everfree Forest

----------The Everfree Forest----------

"Sir, we are almost there"

"Thank you Match" Keith said. A few minutes later Keith burst through the forest brush "Finally I'm home" Keith said with a smile "I should Probably let everyone know where I've been. Hey Frost can you see whose the closest to here?" Keith asked

"Of course Master" Frost giggled "Miss Fluttershy, and Miss Rarity, are at the cottage to your left"

"Thank you Frost. Tom Yah" Tome started to run to the cottage. Keith arrived at the cottage, Keith then knocked on the door

"Hello" A shy voice begun "How can I help... Oh what do you want Mr. Meanie" Asked a Angry Fluttershy

"I'm sorry what? All I came here to was tell you were I've been from last night to now" Said a confused Keith

"We all know where you have been, and what you have been doing"

"Thats a Relief now can I see Rarity?"

"How rude, I'm afraid you cannot do that right now" Asked a pissed Fluttershy

"I'm sorry then do you know where I can find Ranger or Luna?" Keith asked with a wavering smile

"No" She gave Keith a death glare. Then slammed the door

"Umm well then take of Tom for me please, I sorta knocked out his pack and killed three of them" Keith yelled at the door, then blasted off towards to a giant tree house

---------Twilight Home---------

"Twilight was just casually arranging her book when all of a sudden a blue blur smashed through her window "Dang it Rainbow what did I tell you about… Oh it's you, what do you want" Twilight asked in disgust

"Two things, as I was flying over here I noticed that the town was wreck, and for some odd reason everybody was mad or pissed at me when I did nothing wrong" Keith said

"What do you mean you did nothing wrong!? You caused thousands of bits in collateral damage, and you smashed all of Applejacks apples, then to top it off you shattered Rarity's, Rangers, and Princess Luna's hearts. how can you say you did nothing wrong when you did all of this!?"

"Because I didn't do any of what you just said, all I remember doing from last night too now would be taking a piss in an ally way, blacking out in said ally way, waking up in the middle of the Everfree forest with no clothes except the amulet, thats how I got these clothes" Keith gestured to the clothes then continued "then as I was about to start walking to Ponyville to let you all know where I've been, I was attacked by a group of manticores, in which I defeated 27, killed 3, and tamed the alpha. The said alpha I named Tom who I rode to Fluttershy's cottage, in which Fluttershy yelled at me,and hit me with a door. (deep Breath) Then I got confused and flew here smashing through your window, to find out whats going on" Keith breathed heavily.

"Hold still Keith" Twilight horn glowed and with a flash the glow was gone

"What did you just do?" Keith asked

"I cast a truth spell on you now, was it you who was in the town ruining lives?"

"No, I told you that" Keith said honestly

"Well if it wasn't you then… Buck, I think I know who..."

Twilight was cut off as a zebra burst through the door "It was you, what more can you do, now that my place is on fire, you came here to make a situation even dire?"

"Zecora Trust me It wasn't Keith who set you place on fire… Wait you place is on fire!? Keith lets go, Grab Zecora" Twilight said

"Alright, everybody all aborred the Keith express" Keith picked up Twilight and Zecora and blasted off to her hut. Keith landed and saw the hut was about to spread if not tamed, and a dark silhouette run off into the forest "Match stay here and do as Twilight asks of you, I'm gonna go hunting"

"Yes Master, please stay safe" Frost said as Keith booked it after the figure