The adventures of "Those Guys" (that no one likes)

by fieeesh

The fated meeting (and a sandvich)

As Twilight awakes from her peaceful slumber she hears a large crash from downstairs fearing the worst she sprints downstairs.Upon getting downstairs she smells eggs and toast.

"Spike must be making breakfast" She thought.

Standing there as calm as could be was Genome completely naked.Stunned Twilight could only sit and stare at the naked man in front of her.Upon finishing cooking his eggs Genome turned and looked at Twilight.

"Oh hey Twi.You want some eggs"

Still flustered she responded as calmly as she could.

"GENOME why aren't you wearing any clothes?!"

"Because noone else was up."

"Oh.Is this normal for humans?"

"Um uh I don't know it's just something that I do.You know get up,make breakfast,go put on clothes,get everyone else up."

"Ok whatever just please make sure you wear something in the morning from now on.Ok?"

"Surely you know I wouldnt dare insult the person who's house I'm staying in right."

"Yeah I guess so and don't call me Shirley." She said with a slight smile.

"Roger that bookfort."

-----------------------------Relax-O-Vison--------------------------

Everyone was now standing at the train station.They were given a wide berth by the ponies who were still afraid.But hey they were with the Elements of Harmony.What could go wrong?

"Okay everypony when we get on the train head straight to first class we don't want anyone to freak out." Twilight was currently briefing them on what to do.

"Darling don't you think it would be easier for the Princess to come to us?" Rarity asked.

"Yeah who knows what these freaks might do in Canterlot." Rainbow Dash still seems angry.

"Now girls why that might be a good idea normally but Canterlot Castle is much more well protected than my treehouse."

"Ah agree with Twilight it'll be safer.But if you don't mind my asking just how will we get them to the castle?Canterlot might freak out if we just walked up with them."

"Simple Applejack a small group of unicorns will cloak them while we walk."

As they rode the train there Twilight gives a brief lesson on who they'll be meeting.

"And that should be all you need to know about the princesses."Twilight had somehow managed to fill the entire train ride with information about who they'll be meeting.

"Well I'm assuming that's Canterlot." Oliver said as he looked out the window.

"Swanky." Everyone turned and looked at Xoxo.

"Did you really just say swanky?"

"Yeah I did whatcha gonna do about it." He said in the most stereotypical teenager voice he could muster.The conversation quickly ended.

When they arrived a large group of unicorns were there to cloak them just as Twilight said there would be.They quickly cloaked them and began to lead the motley crue to the castle.

"The princess will most likely want to speak to each of you individually."Twilight explained

"Why?"

"Most likely so that she can get to know you better."

As Genome waited outside the doors to the throne room he began to idly make food.He wasn't sure what he would do with it but who knows it might come in handy.

Once he and the rest of his team were allowed to enter he pulled out a small cube and begin pushing its buttons.Oliver klnew exactly what it was he grinned it was a strange way to introduce themselves but how else could they?

Once Genome finished he set the cube down.It began playing a lively tune

"Ponans give me your ears!"He bellowed and began to sing.

"So we back in the club with the bodies rockin' from side to side
Thank Bahammut the week is done, I feel like a zombie gone back to life
Hands up, yeah suddenly we all got our hands up, no control of my body
Ain't I seen you before?
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love again
So dance, dance like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gon' get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love again

Keep downing drinks like there's no tomorrow
There's just right now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Gon' set the city on fire
Gonna burn this motherfucker down, down, down, down, down, down, down

Hands up, when the music drops, we both put our hands up
Put your hands on my body
Swear I seen you before
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love again
So dance, dance like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gon' get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love again"

Oliver began to sing

Genome, don't lie
Hear no evil, or speak no evil, or see no evil
Get it, baby, hope you catch it like T.O., that's how we roll
My life is a movie, and you just Tivo

Honey got me swishin' like a dreadlock
She don't wrestle, but I got her in a headlock
Yabba dabba doo, make her bed rock
Mami on fire, pss, red hot

Bada bing, bada boom
Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room
I'm a hustler, baby, but that you knew
And tonight it's just me and you

They finished it off in synch

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love, fallin' in love
So dance, dance like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gon' get you right

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us fallin' in love again
So dance, dance like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gon' get you right Woo.

The three princesses and Discord all stared dumbstruck at how they,as far as they could tell,introduced themselves.

Celestia was the firts to speak "WHAT IN MY GREAT MAGICAL BEARD JUST HAPPENED!

Genome responded first "That Sunbutt was our entrance."

Author's Note:

WOO it's done i release thee

in other news Ponies and Knights will be getting quite the abrupt end pretty soon so expect that
also go check out these two stories
"Captain of Mining"
"Lazarus Rise of Man"

Comments

[fieeesh]

Wow why do people not like the story if its grammar i'm sorry but if you just don't like it please don't hate me for it