tales from the multiverse as read by Echatu.

by dudebladeX

what if...5

We promised, and we deliver. And by 'we' I mean 'Me', I'm on my own for this one and

"Yo! 'X we don't really care, just keep typing and maybe Echatu will stop referring to Echatu in the third person... or pony, or whatever" Echatu said, still ranting to himself about something involving a banana peel and pinto beans.

Pinkie popped in with her usual cheerful smile with our story for today, "Dragonball MLP crossover time! woo! Party!"

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our story begins with a lone pod falling towards Equestria, after crashing, an old mare found it and the pod revealed a strange pony, a Pegasus pony to be exact, with a unique Orange fur and purple mane, the elderly mare in question, also known as Doriloo found her and- alright, we kinda know how this story goes, right? good, let's skip ahead about fifteen years.- Sardin was in her pod, on the way to the planet of Equis intent on finding her sister, Salamin.

On Equis, Scootaloo was off, with her cutie mark of the Ki kanji (キ) with her daughter, Doriloo, named after her adoptive grandmother; on her way to her mentor, Rainbow Dash; inventor of the whirlwind wave beam AKA: the Anemoifulsi, and to see her classmate and friendly rival,Sweetie Bell who was her best friend. Riding on the 'Skyward Scooter' a mystic scooter that can... fly. You know, I'm just going to skip a little around here and give you the equivalents now.

Goku = Scootaloo

Krillin = Sweetie Bell

Gohan = Doriloo (OC)

Piccolo = Gilda

Raditz = Sardin = G1 Cherilee

Yamcha = Silver Spoon

Tien Shinhan = Applejack

Chioutzu = Applebloom

Vegeta = Rarity

Nappa = Blueblood

Freeza = Sombra

Alright, I think we're good here, so let's go to Griffex and I don't wanna hear any whining about not making Twilight Goku, Scootaloo needs more love and that is final and to any random reader who objects i said THAT IS FINAL!

Scootaloo was in a deadlock against her opponent, Sombra who had just reached his fourth form and was even giving the mighty Scootaloo trouble, "Sonic Slash!" she yelled, as a DVD-like disk of energy had barely missed her intended target, while her opponents' Ki blast missed due to being forced to dodge. Augh, if this keeps up, I'll be out of energy before I know it... WAIT! the spirit bomb, If I can pull it off, I might be able to overpower him... no, that's a terrible idea, the time it would take to charge it, I'll be deader than Silver Spoon... again, huh, funny how I can keep this inner monologue going and fight at the same time, weird... " Blow off Sombra! An-eeee-mooooooiiiiiifffffuuuulllll-SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!" as she unleashed her strongest attack against the dread villain before her.

Sombra came out of the blast with only a few scratches and bruises, "hmm, impressive, not a whole lot of fighters can actually cause me even a minor injury, but as I said, it is minor, and 'Blow off'? really? you couldn't have come up with a better line?"

"Hey! cut me some slack, it was either that or 'gust-o' and I preferred the one that didn't need an explanation." Scootaloo retorted.

Sombra flicked his mane back and snorted "maybe still, but you are but a mere paper tiger in front of a storm, now PREPARE TO DIE!"

Wow, and he called me unoriginal, if I had a Sardin for every time I heard that, I'd have like a lot of Sardins

"This one is for that stupid line that forced me to make a new 'heroic speech' list category!" Sombra roared.

"what? you mean 'Imma hit you to ass-town', or 'I'll beat your gums off'?" Scootaloo retorted.

Sombra let out a sign of annoyance, which for him, was a great roar of fury "I'm not counting it again since it was the same lower-class horse who said it"

"Hey! I resent that! I was top in my martial arts class... admittedly, there was only two of us taking the class- but still!" She paused, "I was 'valadictorean', or is it pronounced 'viladictorean'? no wait, valedictorian; yes, valedictorian is the word I was looking for."

"SHUT UP!" Sombra roared, "I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERY THING YOU CARE ABOU-"

Sombra didn't get the chance to finish due to Gilda interrupting with a Ki blast of her own, "Shut it Sombs, no one likes a whiner."

Wow, Gilda, I'm surprised you pulled that off. the griffin in Gilda's head snarked.

Oh, forgot you were there Dudedo.

Yeah well, when you're beaten to near death, you tend to not be one to just fade away, plus playing Solitaire got kinda boring.

Huh, well I... Wait, Solitaire? how did you even-

- It was an app, I was wondering why our tails had little nodes on the end, apparently we can connect to the internet, and it was either this, or Monopoly™, and I swear, the AI is a cheating-

Now is not the time, I have to concentrate here!

fine, TTYL then, and I know you can't tell, but I'm rolling my eyes at you.

"I WILL KILL YOU DEAD!" Sombra roared.

Gilda, surprised at how she was able to carry the conversation out in such a short amount of time attempted to block but ultimately was forced to dodge and launched a volley of Ki attacks at her foe, who simply shrugged them off.

Scootaloo on the other hand -er hoof, was charging up the spirit bomb ♪ Everything is awesome! everything is cool when you're part of a team... everything is awesome... when you're living a ♪ augh, that song will never get out of my head, let's try a different one ♪Let it go, let it go, can't hold me back anymore-♪ wow, that one's an ear-worm too. oh, hey just two seconds until- "Hey Sombra! stop drinking!"

"what the hell is she" Sombra didn't get the chance to ask about the quip as he saw the spirit bomb looming towards him and noticed Gilda had bailed out. His last words consisted of "AAAAAHHH!", "IT BURNS!" and, "What a woooorrrrlllldddd..." in that order.

Gilda and Scootaloo climbed out of the great ocean moments later clearly exhausted, "woo." Scootaloo wakefully cheered, "Yay, good job guys, aw man, I could go for some tacos, it's been a little while since I last had one..."

"Scootaloo!" Sweetie Bell squealed, "You're alright!"

"Way to go ma!" Doriloo congratulated her mom.

But the cheers were silenced by Sombras reappearance and subsequent mortal wounding and killing of Gilda and Sweetie Bell respectively, "That... Was for... my tail... jackass..."

Scootaloo was not having any of it though, as her rage was skyrocketing, energy was seeping into her like a sponge with electrical jumps of Ki going on about her body, until she ultimately screamed in rage and revealed her new, red and quite spiky mane.

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After fighting to what seemed like an eternity to Sombra, he finally demanded the Pegasus in front of him to explain herself "What... wha... What the hell are you?"

Scootaloo simply paused for a while, and finally answered, "Me? I am the hope of the universe! I am defender of the defenseless! I am the ember in the blizzard! I am truth! I am the comrade to justice and good! The nightmare to tyrants and evil! I. AM SCOOTALOO! AND I AM A POWERED- Sombra attempted to cut her off with a simple Ki blast but Scootaloo was unfazed and simply finished her speech, "Ponis."

Can Sombra defeat Scootaloo now that she has realized the Power Ponis legend? Will Doriloo make it back to the ship to save Gilda? And what of the dragonballs? the answers to these questions will be answered...

right now.

No. Yes. and Used to bring back all that fell to Sombra and his forces.

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"Wait, how was that a 'What if'?" Echatu asked.

Pinkie simply replied with "'What if Dragonballs existed in the MLP universe?', plus the author had recently gotten back into the Dragonball™ series."

"Whatever see you readers later!" Echatu said before trying to stop Pinkie from raiding his fridge.

Author's Note:

The above story is a non-profit fan-based parody of a fan-based parody, Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama; Dragonball Z Abridged is owned by TeamFourStar whose material is owned by the aforementioned parties. Please support the official release.
It's also a parody of MLP, but you knew that already.
Some outtakes included:
Sombra: don't slam me into that mountain.
Gilda: okay.
Sombra:thank yoooouuuuuu! *Slammed into it*
Sombra: hey! what was that for? you said-
Gilda: technically it was a plateau.
Sombra: ... Smart-ass.
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Silver Spoon: ugh, why won't you let me play 'uno' with you guys?
AJ: not enough cards.
AB: your poker face sucks.
Luna (King Kai equivalent): we don't really like you.
SS: *sulks*
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Ghost!Blueblood: hey, Rarity! I'm haunting you...
Rarity: augh
Ghost!Blueblood: haunting!!!
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again, constructive criticism is welcome, as long as it is indeed constructive.

Comments

[FUomega]

HaHAHAHAhAha this chapter is funny

Can wait for the next one. Will it be a "What if existed"?

[dudebladeX]

4847126 Thanks for the Idea.