Shipwrecked

by Thunder_Chaser_

Questions to which there are no answers

Colby faded in and out of conciseness, but he could hear the voices...

"I really don't think that was needed sir..."
"Corporal, what did we just discuss, you either address me by my code name, rank or sir is this final"
"B-but I just"
"Corporal, do us all a favour and shut up..."
"Yes sir..."

As Colby stabilized into consciousness he began seeing what was going on, he was in an interrogation and cell room, 'there just small horse... What the fuck is goin on here' he thought to himself. As Colby began inspecting his cell, he noticed he was tied up to a chair, he was missing his holster. He suspected his knife in his boot was gone too. In the corner of the room sat a glass observing area 'Holy shit, its an electric chair' he rambled to himself, he quickly began trying to break the ropes, to his avail nothing worked.

The door burst open suddenly, a stallion and mare duo were escorted in by Military police. As they sat down the police turned and left. The stallion was in a blue Air Force uniform Colby thought, considering the USAF uniforms were blue. The mare was dressed in a white uniform, 'Navy' Colby thought, processing how miniature horses could use war ships. His thoughts were ended as the stallion cleared his throat.

"So mind telling us what your doing here?" The stallion asked

"Don't give him the chance, Caster..." The mare snapped back

"Let the hairless ape explain itself!!" The stallion returned

"No, he could be a matter of national security!" She fired back

"Um...?" Colby thought aloud, he knew they were military lawyers, usually issued in military court.

"Shut up you ape!!" The mare ordered slamming her hoof into the table

"Stand down, Tides!!" The stallion barked back "let me handle this!"

The stallion proceeded to make hand--- hoof gestures to Colby.

"Don't, just don't, I know what your doing, good cop, bad cop... But your both lawyers... Man this is the most fucked up place I've been to in years, 'cept that one bar when I was on my break with everything glued to the roof...." Colby said moving his head for emphasis

"... Was it really that obvious?" The mare asked fairly embarrassed

"Well not really, but I've been in this situation many times... Heh, ah Vegas..." Colby replied

"Now if you could just answer some questions for us---" the stallion started

"Sure sure--" Colby responded

"Before we execute you..." The stallion whispered

"What?!?" Colby yelled

"Nothing lieutenant commander stone..." The mare smiled cheerfully, kicking her comrade in the shin quite noticably.

"If you could just answer the question on why and how your here, that'd be just fine" the stallion said, taking a tape recorded from the pocket on his tunic.

"I don't know..."

"Pardon?" The mare asked suprised

"I seriously don't know, if I knew I wouldn't be in this situation right now, would I?" Colby answered with a tone "I have just as many questions as you do..." He finished with a reassuring nod

Colby began explaining his story up until now to the officers. Captain Lan Caster and first lieutenant Sea Tides were their names, apparently the best naval and Air Force lawyer in all of the lands. The tape recorder Caster put out captured all of it.

"So now that I've explained myself can you please it this rope?" Colby asked

"Nope " Tides calmly stated

"You conniving bastards..." Colby mumbled

"We can't let you go until your released. We can move you however to a better cell." Caster replied

"Better then being tied to a chair..." Stone replied

Colby was guided by MPs wearing helmets with what looked like the sun and the moon on either side. When he reached his cell he found Sam fast asleep on one of the beds.

"We'll present this to her majesties, don't worry stone, we'll get you out... Probably..." Caster said as he and tides left the cell block.

"Are they gone now?" Sam asked in a mumble

"Yeah?" Colby responded with a sigh

"Good I need to tell you something..." Sam replied sitting up as the blankets fell off her body, revealing that she was in her Navy T-shirt and her combats pants.

"What is it?" Colby replied sitting down beside her on the Cotten blankets

"While I was asleep after the wreck, a horse with wings and a horn talked to me--" Samantha started

"God damnit Sam, did you get drunk again??? Do you not remember last time I took you drinking??" Colby replied in a smart ass tone

"No... In my hangover dreams I dream of magical flying battleships. This is different, she was saying something like I was a princess or something..." Sam said

"Well I don't know what to tell you..." Colby became distracted as a green gas appeared infornt of the two, it assembled and turned into a scroll. Bounding the scroll was a black strip of silk, with a gold pin with a black front and a horse shoe in white. Sam grabbed the scroll and it matiriealized in her palm. She pulled it out and read just loud enough for Colby to hear.

"Dear Petty officer Samantha Patton

It has come to my attention that you are not like all humans. Many humans live their lives without reaching their true destiny. If you recall I spoke to you in a place we call over look. You awoke before I could explain fully. Sam Patton, you are a princess. In every dimension their is royalty. But their is an even greater royalty above that. You carry the blood and traits of a princess.

We still are not sure quite how you ended up with such traits only unique to the universe your presently in. Questionable indeed.

We wish to speak to you soon.
Princess Luna, Ruler of the night"

Sam finished reading. There was a long pause before she spoke.

"Holy shit sir... I'm a princess... But how??"

"Well Sam, your related to George S Patton right?"

"Yeah?"

"Well it's scribed on the tomb of an ancient ruler, that 'The greatest trait is passed on' So I think your bloodlines so pure it just happened..." Colby said, he had his arm around Sam, she was struck wight he news pretty hard

"No but sir... I'm a Princess..."

Author's Note:

Well... Nearly half a year later and I finally updated this story... :( sad... Very sad. However I got caught up in life and was not able to keep up with this story. It should at least have one new chapter a month...

Kodos, if your keeping up with the story after my leave...

We'll be getting to the cruise missiles soon, not to fret it'll "probably" tie in with how Luna knows what a human is.

Comments

[Wolfie566]

man i hope a human missile cruiser appears *intact* and in working order with a crew and blows those “equestrian elite” up