I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

I'm here to write micro/macro pony stories and eat cheetos. And I'm all out of cheetos.

Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.

Oi, how's it going!?

I'm a saxophone playing brony. My avatar was made by my wonderful wife.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Some random prick who decided to pick an extremely pretentious nickname.

I enjoy writing dumb stuff

My enemies wear smiles on their faces... But i grin back just as wide.

Hewwo! My name is Golden and I have been a brony since October 19th... I hope you'll enjoy any story that I write and decide to post

I just like to write, so these are just my fun ideas I like to put down on pape-... er... screens. I hope I write them well, and that you like 'em!

There are many things to tell about me. For example, I'm a freshman in high school and I love to create my own stories and drawings. Also I play the Sims and enjoy swimming.

YO! Read my stories broskies! I gotz the good stuffz, ye! :)

I am looking for new Guardians to protect Equis. If you are willing to sacrifice your life to protect Ponykind, become a Guardian. This is Hunter GoldenWright, signing off.

Absolute madman