Do you suffer from lack of sexy in your life?

Suffer no more for salvation has arrived:

TSexy Quantum Physicist in Equestria

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi
• Tragedy

The sexy scientist was so preoccupied with whether or not she could teleport to Equestria, she didn’t stop to think if she should.

• Human
• Twilight
• OC

Bad Dragon · 3.1k words  ·  10  47 · 357 views

I also intend to win a writing competition with this story.

PS. Can somepony please tell me why this story bombed so hard? Like, I was actually daydreaming of a feature box. The story had everything: enticing cover art, engaging description, easy-going comedy... Where did all the downvotes come from?