Oh boy... did we break open the crypt on this one or what? So dusty, much cobwebs, wow. People thought it was dead and gone, but nope. We found it, we dragged its ass into the sun, we beat it with a stick until it started moving again, and now it's time to do something about that 'Cancelled' status, right Twilight?

That's what I thought.

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Winners are Headless, Not Brainless and Fetlock. Those will see the majority of my attention for right now. Fetlock will see a full gutting and ground-up rewrite, and I'll see where Headless is at.
For those of you clamoring for Ben And The Bats I may make an attempt, but... It deals with Medieval politics, which are most squarely not within my wheelhouse, so it would be very much of a challenge. I'll see for myself what I can possibly do with it.

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Title says it all....

So...I know I haven't updated in a while, the fic isn't dead!

Here's something similar to tide you over.

Depending on how well this does I might dedicate more work to one or the other. Aside from that, the next chapter might be tuesday or so, like I said, depends on how well Torchbearers go. And let me tell you, if you liked the surly Irish mare, you'll love the Torchbearer.

IT BEGINS

Hopefully with more effort and better results!

COSMIC DUST RIDES AGAIN!

If you're here from Headless, I still have the old chapters if you're really rabid for them, but in the mean time while you're waiting for the rewrites, try this. The first rewritten chapter should be up by thursday.

Get a few chapters for headless

Finish next Babs story in the line (Really just an eighteen year old fucking babs in a locker room, but still has some plot to it [don't you dare make the joke])

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Gonna rework what I can, and scrap what I can't.

Skills have been gained, old stories left pissing me off will be revamped. I'm starting a new (slightly modified) world of human pony interaction. I'm gonna gut my old stories and see what I can salavage, some will go through full rewrites.

Full rewrite:

Broke
Ben and Bats
Headless
Ivory
Vicious Animal
Applejack Fic

ALL OF THEM

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Also my throat is fucked...send a medic!

FUCK! SEND A PACE MAKER!

Also...today I saw a human penis in a horses' nose.... I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life....

I feel like Headless Not Brainless has taken a few weird turns. And I know the pacing has always been a bit fast (I'm an impatient fuck, I know) So, he's a quick recap if you don't mind spoilers.
Jason moves to Ponyville, still secretly hoping he'll find some friends.
Find body of headless horse.
Headless body leads it back to the decapitated head.
Rehabilitation, few trust building chapters.

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I WILL FIND YOU FUCKER, AND FUCKING HUG THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!

It's as the title says, I'm looking for someone to go back and give my work a run through, point out any typos and send me a list of errors.