1) Keep it to a chirp = keep it quick

2) Guessing by a fish = winging it

3) Barking at the dog = being hypocritical

4) Shooting the dog = ignoring good advice

5) Knuckle sliver = annoying person

6) By Cthulhu = this one's self-explanatory

7) Sweet mother of the moon = by Luna

8) Milking the whale = making a simple task unnecessarily difficult

9) Pinkpanthering = trolling someone who annoys you

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CAUTION! SECOND IMAGE CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES! BE ADVISED AND AWARE! Heck, it makes me twitch, to be honest. ANYWAY, here's the latest Swarm Life:

If this is disruptive to anyone, I will stop posting these strips. For now though? I LOVE doing them! LET ME KEEP DOING THEM!

Also, SPOOPY SKEETER THE LURKER:

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It has come to my attention that Malnik's Mound couldn't actually be accessed. Crap. Seems like author-facing clients can see it, but others can't. In any case, I've included the easter egg here.
Further links should technically work with the password 'hellyeah', but I'll explore being able to post them as internal side chapters when the story's all said and done.

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