I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. I gotta get up early to get my wisdom teeth removed.

I'm TERRIFIED.

Holy SHIT I had no idea I was afraid of dentists, but I apparently am. It's 3 AM. Less than five hours to sleep. There's an owl hooting by my window. I hate this fucking owl. What the fuck is it hooting to. GO HUNT SOME MICE YOU FLYING CUNT. LET ME SLEEP.

Oh god I'm gonna have nightmares aren't I. Fuck me why couldn't I be born with perfect teeth.

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My wisdom teeth have finally decided to make themselves known y’all.

I don’t think there are going to be any doctors that will let me keep these fuckers in my jaw, not with the hell they’re wrecking.

They fucked around and now they’re finding out.

Unfortunately, there’s no room left in my jaw for them to grow out.