So, I just posted this:

TShip Mist(ake)

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

"I've thrown some pretty super parties in my time, but this one must be off the charts, cause two of my besties are finally trying to hook up! Wait, four of them are! Ohmygosh, they're all trying to hook up! ...Maybe this isn't the best party ever."

• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Rarity
• DJ P0N-3

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It's my direct response to the frequent portrayal of rushed romance in stories.

...I'll just wait patiently for the shit to hit the fan with this one.

AAIQU