Wow. Almost 6 years of waiting for 10 seconds of execution... Alright.
Dash made me cringe the entire episode except for the last minute or so.

Note: Spitty has a soft side

Note: That poster that looked like Dash's canon father appeared again in a locker when dash was seducing Soarin

The Soarindash was fucking lit in this one

Note: the bolts really admire Dash... CANON!

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WARNING!!! The following contains SPOILERS for the latest MLP episode “Newbie Dash”.

Now, without further a-Rainbow-Crash-do, here is my review of “Newbie Dash”.

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I am proud to admit that I have never skipped a single episode of FiM during the time I've been watching the show. But "Rainbow Newbie" really tested my patience. Wasn't the plot only cringy, with Rainbow trying to imitate her friends JUST to change the nickname, but it is also a terrible plan to do so, and this lesson is just awful to teach kids. "You don't like a nickname? Well, boo-hoo! Suck it up."

By far, this is, in my opinion, the WORST episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.