A few Royal Guards looked around, terrified. “What the fuck was that?!” one of them asked.

“How the hell I am supposed to know?!” another shot back, raising his crossbow up to the darkness.

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“Pentagon, wanna know a secret?”

“...What?”

“I’m outside your house.”

”I... wait a second, what the fuck?!”

“Yeah. I am. Let’s see, who do I have with me? A bunch of guards.”

“Bull. You’re bluffing.”

“Some stallion guard is walking up to the door.”

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During the Canterlot Invasion...

Stinger and Blue trotted through the back alleys. As they walked, a guard turned the corner and grabbed Stinger’s head and pushed it down onto a brick, chipping his fangs.

Blue immediately took down the guard and grabbed Stinger. “Oh shoot... you’re bleeding!”

“Y-Yeah! No shi—”