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Pharynx is best changeling. CHANGE MY MIND.

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  • Saturday
    I’m actually not sure which crack ship I prefer—

    Pharynx x Discord or Pharynx x Sombra?

    7 comments · 36 views
  • Saturday
    hey wait a minute—

    7 comments · 41 views
  • Saturday
    Since it’s December, it just came to me.

    Remember this garbage I wrote?


    🎶For the twelfth pizza order, the toppings I will need...🎶

    🍕Twelve Pepperonis🍕
    🌶Eleven Jalapeños🌶
    🧄Ten Cloves Of Garlic🧄
    🔶Nine Yellow Peppers🔶
    🧅Eight Onion Slices🧅
    🍍Seven Chopped Pineapples🍍
    🌭Six Balls Of Sausage🌭
    🐟Five Anchovieeees~🐟
    🥓Four Bacon Bits🥓
    🍄Three Mushrooms🍄
    ⚫️Two Black Olives⚫️
    🧀And A Dash Of Some Parmesan Cheeeeese~🧀

    3 comments · 35 views
  • Tuesday
    *Insert Jaws reference here*

    Griff shook his flaming mane free of the several shards of glass. Bezier looked over, blinking in disbelief at the sight. “Yeesh, where’d all that come from? Crashed into a window or something?”

    “When sand gets too hot, begins to crystallize. Perhaps Griffon should not have taken nose dive into that sand castle.”

    “Honestly I’m just glad it didn’t cut you or anything.”

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    18 comments · 39 views
  • Tuesday
    Crystal Empire

    “Thorax? Hey, there you are… listen, I’ve been meaning to ask you something.”

    “Sure, Pharynx. What is it? Are you… not enjoying the Crystal Empire?

    “Well, of course I am! I mean, it’s nice. The structures are impressive, the Crystal Faire was enjoyable and the ponies are… decent.”

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    8 comments · 44 views
Jul
17th
2020

Exposed · 6:38pm Jul 17th, 2020

“Pentagon, wanna know a secret?”

“...What?”

“I’m outside your house.”

”I... wait a second, what the fuck?!”

“Yeah. I am. Let’s see, who do I have with me? A bunch of guards.”

“Bull. You’re bluffing.”

“Some stallion guard is walking up to the door.”

“Nah, Nah, Nah, you’re kidding me—“

*knock knock knock*

“...” *opens door* “Hello?”

“You’re... Pentagon, right?”

“...”

Comments ( 34 )

Haha! At last, karma literally comes a'knockin! I guess I won't have to string him up the flagpole after all!

“This is... oddly comforting...”

5311497
”I just can’t help but wonder where he’ll be going now.”

5311497
Heh, I like the way you play the game Bez. *Climbs in window of house* I'm gonna do some snooping so the evidence is neatly lain out for the guards...

5311497
dude.... That was weird. I wonder what happened to pentagon?

5311501
Actually, I showed them everything.

5311507
hmm.... Depends. Is it?

5311506
Aww...still, there's got to be some kind of evidence actually in the house that Pentagon was hiding...ooh, what's this? *picks up and fake-gasps* A journal logging every thing Oculus has ever done, written in Pentagon's own hoofwriting? Well, if that doesn't scream stalker I don't know what does.

5311507
”To me, kinda.”

5311517
”Well... after all that, I guess he just ended up being a really troubled teen.”

5311512
“If I didn’t know any better, I’d think he had a crush on me.”

5311517
What? Not my fault Pentagon had it in his desk drawer. He should invest in more locks, the window opened like that *snaps two wing feathers together*

5311521
Heh, yeah. Like Moonlight with Pharynx. Only, you know, stalking and trying to kill someone instead of just stalking them.

5311528
”Hmm... hey, Alexa, define ‘yandere’.”

5311530
"A yandere is someone who is initially very loving and gentle to someone or at least innocent before their devotion becomes destructive in nature often through violence andor brutality."

5311536
”Hmm... has Pentagon ever been loving or gentle? Like, before he started ruining me?”

5311530
So... what about everyone else who hurt Oculus?

5311538
Good question...though you'd think if Pentagon was trying to make you love him, he'd go for everyone else except you, so that way no one could get between you...

5311541
“Hmmm... he tried to get rid of my girlfriend twice; once by breaking us up and the other time by almost killing her... he tried to get rid of my friends, and generally pushed everyone away from me...”

5311539
“Hm?”

5311545
Like, everyone else. Those who attacked you, blamed you, hurt you...

5311545
True...what if he actually is a yandere...like that song, "Notice Me Senpai"...

5311547
“Well, I should probably have a talk with my parents...”

5311548
“...The evidence lines up, doesn’t it...?”

5311549
Indeed...maybe you should talk with him...with plenty of people around to ensure he doesn't try anything, of course

5311551
”Well, they kicked me out, so... maybe I should talk to them, first...?”

5311553
“What would Ocellus think...? Oh, Chrysalis...”

5311558
Maybe tell her you think he's a yandere, but that you have no feelings for him whatsoever and just want to find out the truth?

5311559
“Uh... yeah! Yeah, that’ll work!”

5311565
Yeah, and I'll be there to make sure he doesn't pull that trick with the gun again

5311569
Well, I mean...it kind of makes sense...

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