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Jul
16th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: His Friends That Try · 7:32pm July 16th

(Later, on another afternoon stroll, Oculus sees Pentagon, ready to change into him and antagonize a group of changelings once again. So he tackles him into a secluded area...)

”You...”

”Thought I wouldn’t catch you in the act this time?”

*smirks* “I was gonna say ‘thought I wasn’t smart’.”

(Pentagon transforms...)

”P-Please... d-don’t hurt me...”

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Report BluFlu · 60 views · #Pentagon #Oculus
Aug
11th
2020

Cherry Bomb 2 · 5:40pm August 11th

”You made me my own gear?”

”Hell yeah! Captain Blueballs and his sidekick, Cherry Bomb!”

”I... t-thank you...”

(Pentagon looks in awe as Oculus hands him a cherry red version of his own uniform...)

”...But... are you sure you’re gonna be able to... you know, fight?”

”Oh, don’t worry about me. I’ll be—“

(Oculus winces as everything warps again...)

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Report BluFlu · 32 views · #Oculus #Pentagon
Jul
13th
2020

Blueberry Scented · 7:01pm July 13th

”Uhhh... Pentagon? What are you doing...?”

*shuffling through young Oculus’ personal things* “I’ll see how he likes it when I expose him...”

”Wait, like, physically?

”No, I just— well, good idea, but not exactly.”

(After a few more seconds of shuffling...)

”Aha!”

”That’s... that’s his shampoo.”

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Report BluFlu · 55 views · #Pentagon #Ocellus
Aug
11th
2020

Seen · 2:22am August 11th

”...Oculus?”

(Oculus sits up from his bed, looking at the changeling in the doorway...)

”...Hey.”

“...Heh. H-Hi, um... h-how are you?”

”Fine. I mean, I’m not dead, so... that’s definitely a difference.”

”T-That’s... good.”

”No. ...No, it’s not.”

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Report BluFlu · 30 views · #Oculus #Pentagon
Jul
14th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Execution · 4:37pm July 14th

*watching from afar in some random bar* ”There’s no way he won’t feel this one, heheh...”

*giggling* “Okay, slow down.”

”I’m facking—“ *hic* “—invincible!”

(Oculus begins to take the first sip of his sixth mug of cider...)

”He thinks it’s salt... but it’s actually sodium cyanide! Muahaha— I really need to work on my evil laugh.”

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Report BluFlu · 59 views · #Pentagon #Oculus #Ocellus
Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: The Unraveling · 12:25am July 15th

”Mom, come on—“

”I just wish you could be more like your brother!”

”I don’t have a brother—“

”Whatever, it’s just... writing isn’t a real job.”

”Except it is! Even if it isn’t, I could at least move in with you until I get back on my hooves, and—“

”Son, you’re nineteen. Get a life.”

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Report BluFlu · 134 views · #Oculus #Ocellus #Pentagon
Jul
17th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Getting Confronted By Your Victim · 12:50am July 17th

*cough* “I’m—“ *gag* “I’m coughing up— oof—! I’m bleeding!!”


”Juvenile assault...”

”I-I just don’t know what... what happened...”

”You’re... you’re just being more violent, it doesn’t solve anything.”

”Well, what was I supposed to do?!

(Everything went quiet, and Oculus was breathing heavily...)

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Report BluFlu · 82 views · #Oculus #Ocellus #Pentagon
Jul
18th
2020

His Life Is Going Pretty Okay Now: Confrontation 2 · 12:51am July 18th

”Pentagon, stay calm and collected, and tell Oculus everything you need or want him to hear.”

“Well.... eheheh... I, um... kind of... I kind of like you, Oculus...”

*quirks a brow*

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Report BluFlu · 118 views · #Pentagon #Oculus #Melody Song
Jul
14th
2020

Ruining Is Life 101: Getting Him Fired · 1:48am July 14th

”Do you know this hooligan?”

(The guard brings out Pentagon...)

”W-Well, listen, I—“

”Do you know how much ruckus he’s been making? Harassing other workers? Trashing the work place?”

*sigh* “No, sir...”

“You’re fired. I can’t have this kind of foolery around here. Get out.”

(Oculus leaves, his head low and his ears wilted...)


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Report BluFlu · 43 views · #Oculus #Pentagon #Ocellus
Jul
17th
2020

When Enough Is REALLY Enough · 6:09pm July 17th

(Pentagon decides to turn on the radio...)

”Bezier, no—“

“Hand it over, I got something to say.”

”This is for Pentagon, you big, fat, red, nasty, cherry lookin’ ass bitch,”

“Why’re you messing with my motherfucking friend, with your trifling, dirty, red, bigoted bitch—“

“Bez, calm down—“

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Report BluFlu · 65 views · #Oculus #Bezier #Pentagon
Jul
17th
2020

Exposed · 6:38pm July 17th

“Pentagon, wanna know a secret?”

“...What?”

“I’m outside your house.”

”I... wait a second, what the fuck?!”

“Yeah. I am. Let’s see, who do I have with me? A bunch of guards.”

“Bull. You’re bluffing.”

“Some stallion guard is walking up to the door.”

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Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Jumped! · 11:06pm July 15th

(Oculus stood in front of a mirror, using a knife and grazing it upon his longer hair...)

”Oculus, what are you doing?!” *rushes over*

”Oh, heh... I-I’m cutting my hair before I go hang out with Bezier.”

”Oh. Well, I-I always liked it long...”

”R-Really...? I always thought it made me look weird.”

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Report BluFlu · 85 views · #Oculus #Bezier #Ocellus #Pentagon
Jul
13th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Ruining His Relationship · 10:16pm July 13th

”I can’t believe you!”

”B-But I don’t know how it ended up there, I swear!”

”Woah, woah, what’s going on?”

”I found someone’s cherry chapstick in his bedroom.”

”How many times do I have to tell you?! I don’t even like cherry, you know that!”

*watching from the bushes* “Heheheheh...”

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Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Ruining His Day Even More · 3:05am July 15th

(Bezier and Oculus are enjoying some Cheer-Up donuts...)

”How are you so calm about all this?”

”I’m just used to it, I guess... a lot’s been happening lately, it’s just a waste of energy to get angry.”

”If I ever get my hooves on that cherry-tomato motherf—“


(Bezier watches as Oculus gets thrown out of the restaurant...)

”What did you even do?

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Report BluFlu · 97 views · #Oculus #Bezier #Pentagon #Ocellus
Jul
20th
2020

Rekindling Friendship · 7:57pm July 20th

”I knew you’d show up again.”

”Of course. And I, uh, made you a flower crown. Heh.”

(Oculus levitates the flower crown over the glass screen and onto Pentagon’s head...)

”Aww. Thank you.”

”I, uh, made it at the school. I volunteered to teach one of those weird arts and crafts lessons or whatever.”

”Heheh.”


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Report BluFlu · 86 views · #Oculus #Pentagon #Ocellus
Aug
13th
2020

Jelly · 4:42am August 13th

”Oculus... what do you taste like when you go violet?”

”What the fuck kind of question is that?”

”It’s a legitimate question. Like maybe Damien tastes like strawberry jelly. Maybe Demitri tastes like blueberry jelly.”

”...”

”Wait a minute— hey, Ocellus!”

”Yeah?”

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Jul
17th
2020

His Life Is Going Pretty Okay Now: Confrontation · 10:01pm July 17th

(Pentagon sits behind the glass screen, staring straight into the eyes of his worst enemy...)

“You got what you wanted, didn’t you? What, have you come to harass me?”

”You know, I just realized that my friends have come across a few things. Like, your notebook with every single detail about me and my life.”

”...And?”

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 4 · 2:47pm August 12th

(After the gang had settled down and set up camp near the van, Pentagon was sitting with Oculus in the back of the van...)

”...How’re you feeling?”

”I told you I was fine.”

”Yeah, you didn’t look fine when you were literally breaking your own antlers off.”

”...Whatever.”

(Oculus looks away...)

”Hey, hey, look at me...”

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Aug
10th
2020

Cherry Bomb · 11:58pm August 10th

”Wait... she... she did what?!

”Pentagon, we know what she did, but... I’ve forgiven her.”

”No! Why the hell would you do that, I mean... I mean, she... she...”

”Pentagon...”

”Look, as much as I hate it, Ocellus has forgiven her or whatever, and she’s moving in.”

”I’ve... kind of forgiven her. Not a lot, but...”

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 5 · 5:05pm August 12th

”Alright, um... we might as well get moving on finding that spare tire so we can get back home.”

”Right. I’ll try to see if I can spot the nearest gas station...”

(Hikari takes off...)

”Well... anyone seen Oculus? We need to see if he’s feeling well enough to help.”

“Oculus insisted he was okay. Though none of us exactly believed him.”

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