Signal Boost: Don't trust elephants around your drinks. · 8:03pm Dec 31st, 2017
I knew my decision to be a hermit was the right one.
In all seriousness, for those of you who have social lives, read this blog and for goodness sake take its advice. Don't let yourself or others end up having a bad time. 2017 sucked enough as it was.
Here's wishing you nothing but perfectly normal hangovers in the morning.