"Dad! Pharynx! Look what I found!"

"What is it?"

"Let me guess, it's a weirdly shaped rock or another stupid thing."

"No Pharynx, it's a file with "Royal Family Photos" written on it!"

"...R-Royal Family P-Photos?"

"Yeah! They were in the records room, in the same area our Birth Certificates are. Cool, right?"

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My computer may be gone, but my reviews shall ever remain. A new computer is en route in many, many pieces, but I am done wallowing in self-pity over the loss of my extended brain.

Time to get some reviews done. You folks have been busy.

Today’s stories:

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