What game is it you ask?

So, yeah, I'm taking the day off from writing in order to do some research on it. Also, I can see Altair, Ezio, Connor, and Desmond walking side by side in slow motion to this song.

That is all. Stay perky.

But, damn, Altair...

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Send in the Assassins!!!!

That's right, boys and girls, I've updated an Assassinverse story within a reasonable amount of time! So, go read my latest chapter already! And remember, I'll be watching.

Should I have Ezio figure out how to lower his notority on his own, or should I have someone (Princess Luna) teach him?

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, after thinking about what I want to do, I've decided to revive a certain project of mine. That project is in fact Assassinverse: Shadows In The Moonlight! Hopefully, I'll be able to take it past the three chapter mark, as I have something of an idea of what to do for chapter 4.

In three days flat, no less!

By my standards, yes, it is. So what are you guys waiting for? Go read it already!

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You know, the one where some guy becomes Ezio Auditore da Firenze and ends up in The Assassinverse (probably because of one of Those Who Came Before) and starts offing the Traditionalists one by one? Well, guess what?

That is all. Stay perky.

Come and join the fun!

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Sorry about not being around yesterday, I wasn't exactly feeling the greatest. I had really, really low energy, among other things. Thankfully, I'm all better now, and I got my hands on Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. So far, it's a pretty decent game, fairly challenging. But, it also got me thinking about my Ezio series, and how to go about using the big bads of the Assassinverse. So, this is ultimately what I came up with:

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Oh, noes! Ezio is notorious and you have no idea how to reduce his notoriety levels? Well, in true Assassin's Creed fashion, here's three ways to disappear:

1. Tear Down Wanted Posters... A LOT of wanted posters.
2. "Persuade" Radio Hosts to talk about something else (either by bribing them, or for those who need a little extra persuasion, threatening their lives)
3. Pay Printing Presses to create your own (preferrably pro-Twilight Sparkle and/or anti-Traditionalist) propaganda.

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Joker here. Well, so far it seems that my latest foray into the Assassinverse and my first foray into Assassin's Creed has been a little...

Honestly, in conception it made perfect sense. An Assassin in the Assassinverse. But, hopefully tings will pick up soon.

What's that? You don't know who Ezio Auditore da Firenze is? Lucky for you, your Uncle J has you covered. Watch this video:

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I think I've come up with a pretty coherent plot line for the first story in the Shadows In The Moonlight trilogy. Well, at least I've got the targets figured out anyway. Well, here you go:

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Greetings Gotham, Joker here. Well, compared to my other projects, Shadows In The Moonlight has had a pretty lackluster response, not that it matters to me. Although, I have noticed that one person in the comments has gotten a tad upset with the number of dislikes on the positive comments. Trust me, I used to feel the same way about it. But, now, it's just business as usual. All the same, I hope that you all will continue to enjoy the project.

That is all. Stay perky.

Seriously, the same thing happened when I updated an old project over on fanfiction.net. I expected it to be like:

Instead it was like:

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