How you feel when you die when you just made it onto the leaderboard:

Anyone else play Agar.io? I can give you a game.

(WARNING: You'll be playing with a noob.)

Agor.io is better! It has more skins.

I got bored. So I decided to kill some time on Agar.io. I made my username 'Springtrap' and played until I got the #1 slot. Then I gave all my mass to someone titled 'Golden Freddy' and made them #1 with even more mass than me.

It was surprisingly epic.

There's already like twenty billion knockoffs of Agar.io on the iOS App Store.

Can someone please restore my faith in humanity?