Short Hand: Dash Does Romance 1 · 3:15pm Aug 26th, 2020
Dash: "SHEPHERD!"
Shepherd: "BWAH! Dash?!"
Dash: "Why the heck aren't you paying more attention to me, huh?! I mean, you're my coltfriend!"
Shepherd: "I'm... Sorry?"
Dash: "You sure are! A sorry excuse for a coltfriend! My coltfriend needs to be attentive and awesome! I do so many awesome things to show off to you and you don't appreciate it! So if you're not going to appreciate me for how amazing I am, I'll go date somepony else!"