The multi-part sampler is finished. Thanks to all the recruits Sigma pulled in from Rage Reviews; this was a very strong riff overall. And for those too impatient to read to the end and figure out the verdict: "A Displaced Monster" won the editor vote and will be filling our 8th-of-the-month slot. Good job, assholes, you stuck yourselves with Displaced Slenderwoman bullshit.

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We've wrapped up the second segment of the "Past Sins" first draft. Great hustle, people.

This week's a festive one: our Stocking Stuffer Shuffle! You'll be riffing a selection of five stories themed around Christmas and/or Hearth's Warming. Enjoy!

And thus ends the first half of "Moonlight, Moonlight, Let My Fangs Gleem Tonight." This was a pretty good one, gave you a ton to work with. This has been a fruitful first half of the month.

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First off, here's the holiday one. I hope it was a gross one for you.

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Well, the recap from the riff on the 8th still isn't ready. Sorry about that, Ring still needs computer stuff. He HAS made the commitment to put it out the same day we put out the NEXT segment's recap, which should be in two weeks barring any more unforeseen shenanigans.

Last week's thing, though, is totes finished. Have fun with that.

This week...

*sigh*

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Good lord, last week was a monstrosity. I even had to get involved myself, for the Transformers story.

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"My Brave Pony: Starfleet Humans" comes to a close. Fucking hell. I didn't even really participate, and this is STILL a really gross skim. I'd be happy to go without more Mykan for months.

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I know I'm late to promote. I was at the Eldritch Moon prerelease. Shut up.

So last week's is done, and this week's is a bunch of weird crossovers. Whoever's not going nuts yet, go nuts.

Shuffle's done. Victory shall be celebrated with revels.

This week is the finale of "Sonic - EGRainbow Rocks." This is the part we wanted to run this story for, the part where it all goes RIGHT off the fucking rails. You'll enjoy this one.

This was finished after I went to bed. Apologies for the announcement delay.

For last week... did you really think we'd run an entire block of trollfics? These are the fruits of your pain. I hope you suffered well.

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Last week's travesty is adequately traversed. Next month will be the end of our retrospective on this story, unless something changes.

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Holy SHIT you guys did a lot to "A Demons Love." I'm surprised this many of you trudged through for as long as you did. Fucking TROOPERS.

Well, your diligence is being rewarded tonight. We've come to the end of "A Displaced Monster" at last. Soak this up while you can.

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So the perpetual runner-up of the polls has finally been riffed. And no one seemed to listen when I said the people who voted for it should have actually jumped in and join. Seriously, don't be shy. It's improv, basically; almost nothing's off the table, you just need to be daring enough to put yourself out there.

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Welp, the shipping shuffle is all set. Digest with caution.

This week's a continuation of My Little Unicorn: OH GOD WHY. Enjoy.

Two past projects have been finished for you this week. First one's the promised recap of the riff from two weeks ago, which you can read now. The second is the full riff from last week, here for your optical displeasure.

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Sorry it's a little late, Ring didn't get it set up until after I'd gone to bed.

First up, last week's, the finale of our coverage of "Living the Dream." All set for the reading. Have fun with that.

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Well, this has certainly been a Halloween. Last week's creepypasta roundup is all done. Enjoy.

This week... oh god, this again. Ready to get this Beast Boy thing over and done with?

Sorry we're late, Ring was asleep and that left Crazy and SC276 to put tonight's doc together.

Last week was the start of a horrible, wonderful thing. You guys are so lucky to get to live this. There are a lot of moments in this fic that fall within the first couple chapters that I can't WAIT to inflict upon you.

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Apologies for this being so late/early. I just got home from a bullshit-early-morning errand, and I was asleep when the update was ready.

Last week's nonsense has been nonsensed. Sorry for how cagey we had to be on this one, but... immediate past experience, y'know.

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Hope you had fun with those crossovers. Some of those sounded like they hurt.

...oh, fuck me. Fuck me with a belt sander. I just looked at the link for your new one. It's Mykan. It's Starfleet.