Trixie: I did meet some of the most insufferable creatures. But they also met me.

"Beware for the-!"

"Just forget it."

"Aw please? I haven't said it in such a long time!"

"Oh alright but don't expect a big reaction."

"No no no of course not! *ahem* For the path you take will lead to certain destruction! Thank you very much."

"Honey! I'M HOME! 🔫💥 Remember me boss? The guy you canned the day before Christmas?!? Merry Christmas!"

".... *stares down the barrel of a gun*"

"Hello wabbit. Hahahahaha."

"Would you give me a running start?"

"Sure. 1001, 1002, 1003! 🔫💥"

Twilight: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

#1: Every story I write is going to focus on one tag, or maybe just genres. I won't promise to do every tag. Lily takes Slice of Life, and I've got Adventure and Comedy lined up right behind it. I might get Random out of the way to prepare for Adventure. I've also got an idea for Sad and Dark, but it needs to be fleshed out more.
#2: From now on, my bio will be a new Neil Gaiman quote every week.

Butter of course! It needs some butter! BUTTERRRR!!

BUTTEERRR!!

Fire within me!

Earth beneath me!

Water around me!

Air above me!

Forest before me!

Hint: This is the start of a transformation sequence

"Over the course of your life, you will be burdened by grief and despair. But by overcoming them, you will sharpen the fangs of your heart."

"Oh, No Heart will be so proud of us!

"Proud of who?!?"

"Proud of YOU Shreeky, proud of YOU! Not me. No, never me! NO HEART WOULD NEVER BE PROUD OF ME!! WOULD HE?!?"

"Did you say something?"

"Not a word."

"(...) The wind blew strongly against her face as she soared through the sky, her vision obstructed by a thick cloud surrounding her. Frost formed on her mane, making the cold air chill through her coat, her movements feeling stiff and unresponsive. But as she reached above the clouds, she felt the sun’s warming light rejuvenate her, melting the frost and making her body flexible again. With closed eyes and facing the sun, she took a deep breath in an effort to stop her shivering (...)"

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“They fall if you hit them with an axe.”

*seductively takes off glasses* “Wow... “

.//////. “...what?”

“You're really blurry.”

"You are not wealthy until you have something that money cannot buy"

---Garth Brooks

"Oh yeah! Someone's tired of breathing! SHOW YERSELF YA SLIMY GEEKWAD!!"

"I am the preserver."

"And I'm the night manager of the Hotel Du Frag. Looky there! It's checkout time!"

Trixie: You remind me of the ocean.

Starlight: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Trixie: Because you’re salty and you scare ponies.

“Well, then, I was all like ‘no,’ and then you were like, ’you are!’ And then he was all like, ‘No, but then you are!’ And I was all like, ‘I kind of am.’ So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now.”

"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life." - Richard Bach

Pharynx: *coughing violently*

Thorax: Please don’t die.

Pharynx: Don’t tell me what to do.

So he turns on the duke and with WHAT you suppose he turns on the duke?

🎼What Master?🎼

A flashlight!

🎼What a horrible thing to do! What a horrible thing to do! THING TO DOOOO!!🎼

But then when my back is turned. what four legged, flea bitten louse comes sneaking through the window that has the nerve TO BITE ME ON THE LEG?!?

🎼Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?🎼

Who?

Patou.