Bags · 11:03pm Oct 2nd, 2021
Smolder: Do you have a bag I could borrow?
Gallus: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and those are specifically made to carry the burden of my existence.
Smolder: Literally all you had to do was say no.
Smolder: Do you have a bag I could borrow?
Gallus: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and those are specifically made to carry the burden of my existence.
Smolder: Literally all you had to do was say no.
Chrysalis: *spewing insults*
Pharynx: It was a devastating, sad attempt to hurl out all the vocabulary she had in her head.
Pharynx: Which impressively came out to a total sum of four.
Thorax: I just ate a clock.
Pharynx: wHAT-
Thorax: It’s very time consuming.
Pharynx:...that joke was bad, and you should feel bad.
"Oh he who dings the shell must pay~!
Answer on June 7th: Ferngully
#1: Every story I write is going to focus on one tag, or maybe just genres. I won't promise to do every tag. Lily takes Slice of Life, and I've got Adventure and Comedy lined up right behind it. I might get Random out of the way to prepare for Adventure. I've also got an idea for Sad and Dark, but it needs to be fleshed out more.
#2: From now on, my bio will be a new Neil Gaiman quote every week.
Butter of course! It needs some butter! BUTTERRRR!!
BUTTEERRR!!
Fire within me!
Earth beneath me!
Water around me!
Air above me!
Forest before me!
Hint: This is the start of a transformation sequence
"Oh, No Heart will be so proud of us!
"Proud of who?!?"
"Proud of YOU Shreeky, proud of YOU! Not me. No, never me! NO HEART WOULD NEVER BE PROUD OF ME!! WOULD HE?!?"
"Did you say something?"
"Not a word."
"(...) The wind blew strongly against her face as she soared through the sky, her vision obstructed by a thick cloud surrounding her. Frost formed on her mane, making the cold air chill through her coat, her movements feeling stiff and unresponsive. But as she reached above the clouds, she felt the sun’s warming light rejuvenate her, melting the frost and making her body flexible again. With closed eyes and facing the sun, she took a deep breath in an effort to stop her shivering (...)"
“They fall if you hit them with an axe.”
*seductively takes off glasses* “Wow... “
.//////. “...what?”
“You're really blurry.”
"You are not wealthy until you have something that money cannot buy"
---Garth Brooks
"Oh yeah! Someone's tired of breathing! SHOW YERSELF YA SLIMY GEEKWAD!!"
"I am the preserver."
"And I'm the night manager of the Hotel Du Frag. Looky there! It's checkout time!"
Trixie: You remind me of the ocean.
Starlight: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Trixie: Because you’re salty and you scare ponies.
“Well, then, I was all like ‘no,’ and then you were like, ’you are!’ And then he was all like, ‘No, but then you are!’ And I was all like, ‘I kind of am.’ So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now.”
"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life." - Richard Bach
Pharynx: *coughing violently*
Thorax: Please don’t die.
Pharynx: Don’t tell me what to do.
So he turns on the duke and with WHAT you suppose he turns on the duke?
🎼What Master?🎼
A flashlight!
🎼What a horrible thing to do! What a horrible thing to do! THING TO DOOOO!!🎼
But then when my back is turned. what four legged, flea bitten louse comes sneaking through the window that has the nerve TO BITE ME ON THE LEG?!?
🎼Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?🎼
Who?
Patou.