yeahhhhhhhhh, i already migrated back to tumblr several months ago, and removing the ability for me to make weird polls that anyone can vote on is just one more bad thing on top of the giant pile of bad things that is twitter. I'll be on my aforementioned tumble and its sideblogs with my weird polls if you wanna find me. i post stuff like the below sometimes:

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Concept: Rather than falling through a crack by pure chance, Zoey finds herself alone where the portal had first opened, and finds a rapidly-growing crack in the air. Requires something to have separated Zoey from the rest of the group, as well as some driving force behind why she ultimately decides to actively tear open the crack.

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clicky linky

probably going to bed now.

have fun finding the secret crab loft. no, not the patreon patron chat channel. there's an even crabbier channel.

yes, including the rant chapters. i already have 160 drawn.

also debating if I should remove the first chapter "stuff I know about" thing since it's been outdated and irrelevant for years now.

i didn't even know you could fall out the window during the opening credits of the game. i wasn't even touching the keyboard or mouse lol

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i'll now be taking suggestions from both Fimfiction and Tumblr! Because of the sheer number of chapters that exist, I probably won't repost all of the old chapters on Tumblr, I'm already doing that over on Offprint (slowly). But, new chapters will be crossposted and credited where credit's due!

if you hold a sweetie giraffe up to your ear, you'll hear what it's like to be atomically obliterated by an angry girafficorn?

read at your own peril

original fiction side-project while Fractures continues to simmer in planning. it's been a while since I had a non-anthology multi-chapter comedy fic lol

gay loss is what the potion's current ingredients mainly appear to be

Celestia save us all

i made the mistake of deciding to map out a timeline of all 70+ stories I've ever written, complete with marking how they're related to each other.

this chart only goes up to Into Equestria, a story I wrote in January of 2020. I am nowhere near done yet.

edit: knighty's site does not like my insanely long diagram.

BEHOLD, MY ORIGIN STORY!

featuring...

• "Potato Zoey", an absolute menace to society packaged up in the body of a middle schooler
• Some kid literally nicknamed "Stupid"
• Script formatting!
• Three separate attempts across two years
• Evil-ish laughter!

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What If turns 7 years old on the 5th.

both links go to the same place, just one's pointing to my own website and the other is on tumblr itself :V